--- title: "4 Conventions Quotes By Bill Maher" description: "4 Conventions quotes by Bill Maher. Plus more from Bill Maher and more Conventions sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/bill-maher-211_comic_the-difference-between-a-gop-convention_263421.png" --- > [The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-difference-between-a-gop-convention-and-comic-con-is-that-the/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/bill-maher-211_comic_the-difference-between-a-gop-convention_263421.png) > [Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/did-you-see-the-2000-republican-presidential-convention-the-last-time/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9c/bill-maher-211_black_did-you-see-the-2000-republican-presiden_481444.png) > [Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/republicans-don-t-have-to-accept-evolution-economics-climatology-or/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b75/bill-maher-211_accepting_republicans-don-t-have-to-accept-evoluti_1604890.jpg) > [McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/mccain-was-introduced-at-the-convention-last-night-by-his-wife-i-won/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/443/bill-maher-211_bars_mccain-was-introduced-at-the-convention_2444703.png) ## Other authors on Conventions ## More by Bill Maher > [A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/a-lot-of-people-say-they-are-dyslexic-some-have-to-realize-that-they/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-saw-this-anti-drug-commercial-that-showed-a-kid-smoking-pot-in-his/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/to-all-conservative-women-out-there-if-you-are-so-sure-the-embryo/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/curious-people-are-intersting-people-i-wonder-why-that-is/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/you-see-the-difference-is-the-republicans-hatred-of-obama-is-based-on/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [The food is out of this world!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-food-is-out-of-this-world/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-there-is-no-devil-so-stop-blaming-your-screw-ups-on-him-last/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/if-we-were-a-dog-and-god-owned-us-the-cops-would-come-and-take-us-away/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-the-white-house-doesn-t-have-to-release-the-dead-bin-laden/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I think religion is bad and drugs are good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-religion-is-bad-and-drugs-are-good/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-don-t-hate-america-i-love-america-i-want-it-to-be-better-the-only/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/new-rule-americans-must-realize-what-makes-nfl-football-so-great/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/so-many-kids-are-fat-drug-addicts-these-days-it-s-almost-as-if-rush/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/what-we-don-t-know-is-about-jeb-bush-and-cocaine-but-we-do-know-that/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) > [“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-find-that-the-world-is-changing-much-much-faster-than-i-can-even/) [Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/conventions/bill-maher/#itemlist", "name": "4 Conventions Quotes By Bill Maher", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bill Maher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/the-difference-between-a-gop-convention-and-comic-con-is-that-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/bill-maher-211_comic_the-difference-between-a-gop-convention_263421.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/bill-maher-211_comic_the-difference-between-a-gop-convention_263421.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b5/bill-maher-211_comic_the-difference-between-a-gop-convention_263421.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer…” — Bill Maher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? 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