---
title: "1 Consumed Naked Quotes by 1 author"
description: "Browse 1 Consumed Naked quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Consumed Naked sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png"
---

> [I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverness-to-the-joke-diet-in-which/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/#itemlist",
            "name": "Consumed Naked Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 1,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That would deter me!",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Gene Weingarten"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverness-to-the-joke-diet-in-which/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and…” — Gene Weingarten",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/",
            "name": "Consumed Naked Quotes",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/gene-weingarten-5231_cleverness_i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverne_984792.png"
            },
            "description": "Browse 1 Consumed Naked quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Consumed Naked sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Consumed Naked Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/consumed-naked/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```