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> [I always thought there was some cleverness to the joke diet in which you could eat as much as you want and as often as you want, but everything must be consumed naked in front of a full-length mirror. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-always-thought-there-was-some-cleverness-to-the-joke-diet-in-which/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

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## More by Gene Weingarten

> [I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-do-not-believe-in-public-shaming-i-do-believe-that-young-adults-go/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/being-jewish-is-way-stronger-culturally-than-it-is-religiously/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Donald Trump is way worse than George W. Bush. George W. Bush is a fundamentally decent man of limited intelligence who surrounded himself with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/donald-trump-is-way-worse-than-george-w-bush-george-w-bush-is-a/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [I think Trump is simply inept, incapable of rescuing himself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-think-trump-is-simply-inept-incapable-of-rescuing-himself/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [My neighborhood is fairly white, yet the local middle school is all black. It is bad. It is very bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/my-neighborhood-is-fairly-white-yet-the-local-middle-school-is-all/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Donald Trump would never belong to a church that required a ten percent hit. He's too smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/donald-trump-would-never-belong-to-a-church-that-required-a-ten/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/editorials-are-editorials-they-a-supposed-to-have-an-opinion-even-a/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [I think Donald Trump's going to quickly disappear from radar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-think-donald-trump-s-going-to-quickly-disappear-from-radar/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [I don't think the people of Chicago should be robbed of their birthright to be perennial losers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-don-t-think-the-people-of-chicago-should-be-robbed-of-their/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/the-verb-garland-should-be-created-it-would-mean-to-unfairly-put-a/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Being both stupid and ignorant is an accomplishment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/being-both-stupid-and-ignorant-is-an-accomplishment/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Donald Trump's humor is hostile to a fault.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/donald-trump-s-humor-is-hostile-to-a-fault/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [I personally favor old mechanical watches, but my snobbery does not extend to demanding that all people wear them. My snobbery demands that no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-personally-favor-old-mechanical-watches-but-my-snobbery-does-not/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/rhyme-is-cool-again-it-s-because-of-hip-hop-bless-you-hip-hop/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

> [I read a lot of conservatives. They are thoughtful and intelligent and annoying, and I always read them because they have viewpoints that challenge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-weingarten/i-read-a-lot-of-conservatives-they-are-thoughtful-and-intelligent-and/)

[Gene Weingarten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-weingarten/)

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