--- title: "6 Considering Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "6 Considering quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Considering sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/jay-leno-210_considering_all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-c_218331.png" --- > [All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-control-which-is-ironic/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/jay-leno-210_considering_all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-c_218331.png) > [McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/mcdonald-s-announced-that-it-s-considering-a-more-humane-way-of/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/jay-leno-210_animal_mcdonald-s-announced-that-it-s-consideri_260525.jpg) > [The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-fcc-is-considering-lifting-the-ban-on-cellphone-calls-on-planes/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13a/jay-leno-210_able_the-fcc-is-considering-lifting-the-ban-o_932939.png) > [The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country.They said they delivered him a note asking him to leave,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-taliban-has-asked-osama-bin-laden-to-voluntarily-leave-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc6/jay-leno-210_asking_the-taliban-has-asked-osama-bin-laden-to_1355791.png) > [Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/gas-stations-are-considering-hiring-security-guards-why-are-they/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d23/jay-leno-210_considering_gas-stations-are-considering-hiring-secu_2739717.png) > [The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-senate-is-now-considering-increasing-government-subsidies-for/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/jay-leno-210_considering_the-senate-is-now-considering-increasing_2769857.png) ## Other authors on Considering ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/considering/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "6 Considering Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-control-which-is-ironic/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/jay-leno-210_considering_all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-c_218331.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/jay-leno-210_considering_all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-c_218331.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/jay-leno-210_considering_all-of-iraq-s-oil-fields-are-under-u-s-c_218331.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. 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