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> [“To be quite honest I would rather have the current incompetent arse clenching pan drop sucking cross dressing incumbent hemorrhoids running the country rather than the two Eds – Silliband &amp; DoughBall &amp; their motley squad of coconuts, kebabs, cornish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-sarwar/to-be-quite-honest-i-would-rather-have-the-current-incompetent-arse/)

Cal Sarwar

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## More by Cal Sarwar

> [“Religion is the most powerful entity on earth. A phenomenon that has conscripted millions to give or sacrifice their lives without so much as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-sarwar/religion-is-the-most-powerful-entity-on-earth-a-phenomenon-that-has/)

Cal Sarwar

> [“To be quite honest I would rather have the current incompetent arse clenching pan drop sucking cross dressing incumbent hemorrhoids running the country rather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-sarwar/to-be-quite-honest-i-would-rather-have-the-current-incompetent-arse/)

Cal Sarwar

> [“I was against the Iraq war I was against the Afghan war I was against bombing Libya and Syria but to be quite honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-sarwar/i-was-against-the-iraq-war-i-was-against-the-afghan-war-i-was-against/)

Cal Sarwar

> [“In our towns and cities they will continue to be born, in our communities they will go on to be nurtured &amp; radicalised &amp;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cal-sarwar/in-our-towns-and-cities-they-will-continue-to-be-born-in-our/)

Cal Sarwar

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