--- title: "5 Computer Keyboard Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 5 Computer Keyboard quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Computer Keyboard sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/keesling-moraiji-tatenda-27163_computers_have-you-ever-realized-that-u-i-are-alwa_109069.jpg" --- > [Have you ever realized that U & I are always together! No matter what ¦ On the computer keyboard I meant ;-)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keesling-moraiji-tatenda/have-you-ever-realized-that-u-i-are-always-together-no-matter-what-on/) [Keesling Moraiji Tatenda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keesling-moraiji-tatenda/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/keesling-moraiji-tatenda-27163_computers_have-you-ever-realized-that-u-i-are-alwa_109069.jpg) > [“Two days later, I started my job. My job involved typing friendly letters full of happy lies to dying children. I wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-rogers/two-days-later-i-started-my-job-my-job-involved-typing-friendly/) [Tim Rogers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-rogers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0d/tim-rogers-61247_friendship_two-days-later-i-started-my-job-my-job-i_423050.jpg) > [IM is interesting because you look at your buddy list and, at a glance, see what your friends are listening to, what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-dorsey/im-is-interesting-because-you-look-at-your-buddy-list-and-at-a-glance/) [Jack Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-dorsey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bc/jack-dorsey-10448_buddy_im-is-interesting-because-you-look-at-yo_592671.png) > [The program I use is called MED Soundstudio. It's basically a column of numbers that relate to pitch, duration, the type of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-tundra/the-program-i-use-is-called-med-soundstudio-it-s-basically-a-column/) [Max Tundra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-tundra/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/630/max-tundra-23694_chords_the-program-i-use-is-called-med-soundstu_921043.jpg) > [“Brooding is more something I do when I'm working. I know so much more about sitting around worrying about a work project…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-marie-laskas/brooding-is-more-something-i-do-when-i-m-working-i-know-so-much-more/) [Jeanne Marie Laskas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-marie-laskas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47f/jeanne-marie-laskas-23601_brooding_brooding-is-more-something-i-do-when-i-m_1381185.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/computer-keyboard/#itemlist", "name": "Computer Keyboard Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Have you ever realized that U & I are always together! 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I’d fill out detailed reports between retakes. We weren't permitted to recycle the outtakes, so I had to scan them, put them on eBay, arrange a sale, and then ship them out to the buyer via FedEx. FedEx came once every three days, at either ten minutes till noon or five minutes after six. I’m sorry -- that was a metaphor, too. My job involved blowing ping-pong balls across long, narrow tables using three-foot-long bendy straws. At the far end of the table was a little wastebasket. My job was to get the ping-pong ball into that wastebasket, using only the bendy straw and my lungs. Touching the straw to the ping-pong ball was grounds for a talking-to. If the ping-pong ball fell off the side of the table, or if it missed the wastebasket, I had to get on my computer and send a formal request to commit suicide to Buddha himself. I would then wait patiently for his reply, which was invariably typed while very stoned, and incredibly forgiving. Every Friday, an hour before Quitting Time, I'd put on a radiation suit. I'd lift the wastebaskets full of ping-pong balls, one at a time, and deposit them into drawstring garbage bags. I'd tie the bags up, stack them all on a pallet, take them down to the incinerator in the basement, and watch them all burn. 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