--- title: "12 Completely Naked Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 12 Completely Naked quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Completely Naked sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/tom-ford-1301_completely_i-do-everything-completely-naked-2215863_2215863.png" --- > [I do everything completely naked](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/i-do-everything-completely-naked/) [Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/tom-ford-1301_completely_i-do-everything-completely-naked-2215863_2215863.png) > [“I can run around completely naked if you like.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-sanchez/i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you-like/) [Patrick Sanchez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-sanchez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/patrick-sanchez-268446_completely_i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you_560136.jpg) > [“Matt was almost completely naked. A tattered loincloth and an ugly chain with a yellow diamond were his only apparel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/priya-ardis/matt-was-almost-completely-naked-a-tattered-loincloth-and-an-ugly/) [Priya Ardis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/priya-ardis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/86e/priya-ardis-21298_action_matt-was-almost-completely-naked-a-tatte_1563086.jpg) > [I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/i-m-gonna-put-a-curse-on-you-and-all-your-kids-will-be-born/) [Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af1/jimi-hendrix-1491_born_i-m-gonna-put-a-curse-on-you-and-all-you_3026315.jpg) > [The actress they'd hired had refused to appear naked in front of the camera. I didn't like to appear naked either, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-abril/the-actress-they-d-hired-had-refused-to-appear-naked-in-front-of-the/) [Victoria Abril](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-abril/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/085/victoria-abril-23371_actress_the-actress-they-d-hired-had-refused-to_1080856.png) > [I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camille-claudel/i-sleep-completely-naked-to-make-me-believe-you-are-here-but-when-i/) [Camille Claudel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camille-claudel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/camille-claudel-20467_believe_i-sleep-completely-naked-to-make-me-beli_696061.jpg) > [I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-have-no-boobs-whatsoever-on-my-wedding-night-my-husband-said-let-me/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51c/joan-rivers-669_boobs_i-have-no-boobs-whatsoever-on-my-wedding_2608619.png) > [When I come home I actually take off all my clothes, and I wear no clothes until I leave. I eat naked.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/when-i-come-home-i-actually-take-off-all-my-clothes-and-i-wear-no/) [Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d1/tom-ford-1301_clothes_when-i-come-home-i-actually-take-off-all_2724509.png) > [My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-corddry/my-job-was-basically-to-look-at-a-good-friend-completely-naked-and/) [Rob Corddry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-corddry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83f/rob-corddry-11844_embarrassing_my-job-was-basically-to-look-at-a-good-f_3225686.png) > [“I looked towards the door and saw David standing there in nothing but his towel. An almost completely naked David! His towel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delicious-david/i-looked-towards-the-door-and-saw-david-standing-there-in-nothing-but/) [Delicious David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/delicious-david/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fa/delicious-david-53764_quote_i-looked-towards-the-door-and-saw-david_713502.jpg) > [This is going to sound crazy, but the first thing I do when I get home is take off all my clothes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/this-is-going-to-sound-crazy-but-the-first-thing-i-do-when-i-get-home/) [Tom Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/tom-ford-1301_clothes_this-is-going-to-sound-crazy-but-the-fir_3066048.png) > [“You could have knocked ... Or, you know, announced your entrance like they do on Downton Abbey ”. He steps out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krista-ritchie/you-could-have-knocked-or-you-know-announced-your-entrance-like-they/) [Krista Ritchie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krista-ritchie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97e/krista-ritchie-1506_shower-door_you-could-have-knocked-or-you-know-annou_1064885.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/completely-naked/#itemlist", "name": "Completely Naked Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I do everything completely naked", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Ford" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-ford/i-do-everything-completely-naked/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/tom-ford-1301_completely_i-do-everything-completely-naked-2215863_2215863.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/tom-ford-1301_completely_i-do-everything-completely-naked-2215863_2215863.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/tom-ford-1301_completely_i-do-everything-completely-naked-2215863_2215863.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I do everything completely naked” — Tom Ford", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I can run around completely naked if you like.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Patrick Sanchez" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-sanchez/i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you-like/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/patrick-sanchez-268446_completely_i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you_560136.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/patrick-sanchez-268446_completely_i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you_560136.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/patrick-sanchez-268446_completely_i-can-run-around-completely-naked-if-you_560136.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I can run around completely naked if you like.” — Patrick Sanchez", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Matt was almost completely naked. 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