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title: "1 Complete Idiot Quotes By Susan Jane Gilman"
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> [A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/a-girl-doesn-t-need-a-guy-in-her-life-in-order-to-act-like-a-complete/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

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## More by Susan Jane Gilman

> [Good girls don't hurt other people's feelings. Good girls are not overly aggressive, competitive, or boastful. Good girls please others. But what good girls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/good-girls-don-t-hurt-other-people-s-feelings-good-girls-are-not/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/a-girl-doesn-t-need-a-guy-in-her-life-in-order-to-act-like-a-complete/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [I’m aware that there is a bigger, far more complicated world out there than I’d ever realized, and just like the students at Beijing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/i-m-aware-that-there-is-a-bigger-far-more-complicated-world-out-there/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“That's the thing about luxury, darlings. The moment you become accustomed to it, it is no longer a luxury but a necessity. People forget…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/that-s-the-thing-about-luxury-darlings-the-moment-you-become/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/sure-beauty-has-the-power-to-excite-men-but-so-does-a-box-of-donuts/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“Besides, nobody ever loves you the way you want.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/besides-nobody-ever-loves-you-the-way-you-want/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [Weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations - many of which they've been cultivating since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/weddings-are-giant-rorschach-tests-onto-which-everyone-around-you/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“Everything became a metaphor, a talisman, a sign that I was still actually connected to people—that I wasn’t so completely on my own.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/everything-became-a-metaphor-a-talisman-a-sign-that-i-was-still/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [Every woman should see herself looking uniquely breathtaking, in something tailored to celebrate her body, so that she is better able to appreciate her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/every-woman-should-see-herself-looking-uniquely-breathtaking-in/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“Who the hell knows where they get these farkakte names for their kids. One of Rita's friends named her son Bodhisattva. Bodhisattva Rosenblatt. Can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/who-the-hell-knows-where-they-get-these-farkakte-names-for-their-kids/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“I called her "the Chiquita Banana Lady" and I meant it as a compliment: who didn't want to look adorable with a pile of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/i-called-her-the-chiquita-banana-lady-and-i-meant-it-as-a-compliment/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [“WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I was so girlie and ambitious, I was practically a drag queen. I wanted to be everything at once: a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/when-i-was-little-i-was-so-girlie-and-ambitious-i-was-practically-a/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

> [Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/approximately-seventy-percent-of-the-female-population-is-on-a-diet/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

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