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> [“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/you-realize-of-course-that-you-are-a-complete-idiot-well-conscience-i/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

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## More by Susan Bischoff

> [“Tim and Raine are coming in." "Are they insane?" "Apparently.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/tim-and-raine-are-coming-in-are-they-insane-apparently/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Dylan: "I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not chocolate... whatever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/dylan-i-d-stolen-chocolate-from-there-back-when-i-was-into-that-kind/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/you-realize-of-course-that-you-are-a-complete-idiot-well-conscience-i/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“How could I explain why I'd acted that way? How could I explain how scary it was, to find out that I needed her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/how-could-i-explain-why-i-d-acted-that-way-how-could-i-explain-how/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Because that’s where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/because-that-s-where-i-keep-my-great-big-book-of-manners-by-emily/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the Mom Look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/parental-looks-rely-a-lot-on-brow-positioning-whereas-the-dad-look/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Oh my God, cheese burn!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/oh-my-god-cheese-burn/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/i-should-get-points-for-not-saying-every-dumb-thing-that-pops-in-my/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“ "Joss" "What?" "What?" Dylan asked back. "You just said my name." "No I didn't" "Sorry that was me." I sat up, banging my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/joss-what-what-dylan-asked-back-you-just-said-my-name-no-i-didn-t/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“ "Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you." Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/crazy-he-muttered-softly-how-much-i-need-you-crazy-how-something-like/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility: Dylan: "Maybe if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/dylan-while-he-is-in-the-shower-and-he-and-joss-are-only-seperated-by/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“How two people can be so completely in sync and so completely clueless about each other at the same time is absolutely beyond my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/how-two-people-can-be-so-completely-in-sync-and-so-completely/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“You know, you guys have been dancing around each other for so long you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. It's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/you-know-you-guys-have-been-dancing-around-each-other-for-so-long-you/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Just think of a safe location." "Are there tennis balls in the soup?" "Come on, be serious." "A pear camping highway fire mask," he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/just-think-of-a-safe-location-are-there-tennis-balls-in-the-soup-come/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

> [“Marco, honey, I'm gonna have to wreck your fantasy and tell that not only are Joss and I not involved with each other, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/marco-honey-i-m-gonna-have-to-wreck-your-fantasy-and-tell-that-not/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

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