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title: "21 Complete Idiot Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 21 Complete Idiot quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Complete Idiot sayings and thoughts."
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> [“THAT MORON! THAT COMPLETE IDIOT!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crafty-nichole/that-moron-that-complete-idiot/)

[Crafty Nichole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/crafty-nichole/)

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> [“I'm a complete idiot".”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burak-alkan-chester/i-m-a-complete-idiot/)

[Burak Alkan Chester](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burak-alkan-chester/)

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> [There is no way to read your password to someone else without feeling like a complete idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-is-no-way-to-read-your-password-to-someone-else-without-feeling/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-the-first-step-to-forgiveness-is-understanding-the-other/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-one-teacher-who-makes-you-feel-like-a-complete-idiot-when-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/025/anonymous-1_amazing_that-one-teacher-who-makes-you-feel-like_608451.jpg)

> [“Anyone who (dis)likes G. W. Bush, but (dis)likes B. H. Obama, is either completely delusional or a complete idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-templet/anyone-who-dis-likes-g-w-bush-but-dis-likes-b-h-obama-is-either/)

[Michel Templet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-templet/)

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> [Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-the-first-step-to-forgiveness-is-understanding-that-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b69/anonymous-1_first-step_sometimes-the-first-step-to-forgiveness_626561.jpg)

> [“Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/truthfully-she-was-the-best-thing-in-his-life-and-he-was-a-complete/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

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> [“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-brogan/apparently-while-i-was-reading-the-complete-idiot-s-guide-to-dating/)

[Tracy Brogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-brogan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8c/tracy-brogan-11539_idiot_apparently-while-i-was-reading-the-compl_432975.jpg)

> [I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-forte/i-cannot-pull-off-a-mustache-it-s-like-threading-a-needle-because/)

[Will Forte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-forte/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b31/will-forte-13248_cannot_i-cannot-pull-off-a-mustache-it-s-like-t_783390.png)

> [“I'd have to be a complete idiot to leave this girl. An absolute moron. I buried my face in her hair, holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-cross/i-d-have-to-be-a-complete-idiot-to-leave-this-girl-an-absolute-moron/)

[Julie Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-cross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ba/julie-cross-20500_long-time_i-d-have-to-be-a-complete-idiot-to-leave_1793994.jpg)

> [“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/you-realize-of-course-that-you-are-a-complete-idiot-well-conscience-i/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

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> [I couldn't live without acting. In fact anybody who can live without that feeling is a complete idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-lorre/i-couldn-t-live-without-acting-in-fact-anybody-who-can-live-without/)

[Peter Lorre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-lorre/)

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> [“You must think I'm a complete idiot right? That I'm just some doormat who'll wait for you on the sidelines forever? That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/you-must-think-i-m-a-complete-idiot-right-that-i-m-just-some-doormat/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0f/stephanie-perkins-482_idiot_you-must-think-i-m-a-complete-idiot-righ_2019911.png)

> [I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margot-dalton/i-make-it-a-policy-to-try-never-to-make-a-complete-idiot-of-myself/)

[Margot Dalton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margot-dalton/)

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> [This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-weinberger/this-is-an-awesome-time-to-be-a-knowledge-seeker-no-better-time-but/)

[David Weinberger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-weinberger/)

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> [When you see someone trying to manoeuvre it round the school gates, you have to think, 'You are a complete idiot.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-livingstone/when-you-see-someone-trying-to-manoeuvre-it-round-the-school-gates/)

[Ken Livingstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-livingstone/)

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> [It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/it-always-shocked-me-how-you-could-understand-so-many-things-and-be/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

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> [“The author has discovered to his cost that if you call a zoo to ask the cubic volume of the average adult…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/the-author-has-discovered-to-his-cost-that-if-you-call-a-zoo-to-ask/)

[Clive Maxfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-maxfield/)

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> [Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-hart/eric-bischoff-is-a-total-complete-idiot-maybe-the-single-stupidest/)

[Bret Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-hart/)

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> [A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-jane-gilman/a-girl-doesn-t-need-a-guy-in-her-life-in-order-to-act-like-a-complete/)

[Susan Jane Gilman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-jane-gilman/)

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