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> [“The author has discovered to his cost that if you call a zoo to ask the cubic volume of the average adult camel, they treat you as if you are a complete idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/the-author-has-discovered-to-his-cost-that-if-you-call-a-zoo-to-ask/)

Clive Maxfield

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## More by Clive Maxfield

> [“(I know, multiple exclamation marks are the sign of a deranged mind, but I’ve reached the age where I no longer care.)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/i-know-multiple-exclamation-marks-are-the-sign-of-a-deranged-mind-but/)

Clive Maxfield

> [“Quarks are so weird that they have been referred to as “The dreams that stuff is made from,” and they are way beyond the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/quarks-are-so-weird-that-they-have-been-referred-to-as-the-dreams/)

Clive Maxfield

> [“The author has discovered to his cost that if you call a zoo to ask the cubic volume of the average adult camel, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/the-author-has-discovered-to-his-cost-that-if-you-call-a-zoo-to-ask/)

Clive Maxfield

> [“As you may have noticed, things are racing along in technology space (where no one can hear you scream).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-maxfield/as-you-may-have-noticed-things-are-racing-along-in-technology-space/)

Clive Maxfield

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