--- title: "1 Complete Destruction Quotes By Josh Bazell" description: "1 Complete Destruction quotes by Josh Bazell. Plus more from Josh Bazell and more Complete Destruction sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png" --- > [“The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two hobbies we've ever taken seriously.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-race-is-fairly-amusing/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png) ## More by Josh Bazell > [Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/ah-youth-it-s-like-heroin-you-ve-smoked-instead-of-snorted-gone-so/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“The fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/the-fucking-beef-industry-and-the-fucking-hmo-industry-friendly-says/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels. He will send Magdalena. Then take her away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/when-god-is-truly-angry-he-will-not-send-vengeful-angels-he-will-send/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“The journey from shame to resentment is the shortest on there is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/the-journey-from-shame-to-resentment-is-the-shortest-on-there-is/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/like-most-people-raised-on-american-movies-i-have-poor-access-to-my/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/so-i-m-on-my-way-to-work-and-i-stop-to-watch-a-pigeon-fight-a-rat-in/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-race-is-fairly-amusing/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [what a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/what-a-fascinating-mix-a-hospital-can-be-of-people-in-a-huge-hurry/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/if-you-re-going-to-be-soulless-you-should-at-least-consider/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [You should never bother trying to remember where you put something. You should just imagine needing to put it somewhere now, then go to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/you-should-never-bother-trying-to-remember-where-you-put-something/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/it-s-a-weird-curse-when-you-think-about-it-we-re-built-for-thought/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“But rituals turn us all into fucking idiots. Like those birds that sleep with their heads facing backwards because their ancestors slept with their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/but-rituals-turn-us-all-into-fucking-idiots-like-those-birds-that/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“that look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/that-look-you-get-after-every-bone-in-your-face-has-been-broken-at/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/deliverance-is-the-godfather-for-crackers/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) > [“Calling a tongue piecing 'cosmetic' is a bit of a stretch, since you don't get one because it makes you look better. You get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/calling-a-tongue-piecing-cosmetic-is-a-bit-of-a-stretch-since-you-don/) [Josh Bazell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-bazell/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/complete-destruction/josh-bazell/#itemlist", "name": "1 Complete Destruction Quotes By Josh Bazell", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two hobbies we've ever taken seriously.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Josh Bazell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-bazell/the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-race-is-fairly-amusing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to…” — Josh Bazell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/complete-destruction/josh-bazell/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/complete-destruction/josh-bazell/", "name": "Complete Destruction Quotes by Josh Bazell", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/complete-destruction/josh-bazell/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/josh-bazell-29837_human-race_the-complete-destruction-of-the-human-ra_1385369.png" }, "description": "1 Complete Destruction quotes by Josh Bazell. 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