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> [When people do marriage right, they don't complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans peddling their pathetic world view as 'progressive.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/when-people-do-marriage-right-they-don-t-complain-so-much-and-so/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

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> [Men get together, and they complain about their wives because it's what they feel they're supposed to do. It's as phony as your frat-buddy's stupid tribal tattoos, and everybody knows it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/men-get-together-and-they-complain-about-their-wives-because-it-s/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

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## Other authors on Complain

## More by Steven Crowder

> [I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of circumstance. Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/i-can-tell-you-beyond-any-doubt-that-my-lady-is-able-to-control/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Call me old-fashioned, but it's always been my firm belief that a teacher's job should be for each of his or her students to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/call-me-old-fashioned-but-it-s-always-been-my-firm-belief-that-a/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Tinseltown really likes to think that they have a handle on all things 'love.' After all, they've turned it into a billion dollar industry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/tinseltown-really-likes-to-think-that-they-have-a-handle-on-all/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [President Obama... is a wimp.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/president-obama-is-a-wimp/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [The Western world needs to ally themselves against the evil that is political Islam. To unite with its practitioners would be to unite with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/the-western-world-needs-to-ally-themselves-against-the-evil-that-is/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Unless taught otherwise, children are the most selfish, oblivious little Philistines on the planet. They have no family, no job, no responsibilities, and nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/unless-taught-otherwise-children-are-the-most-selfish-oblivious/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Whether it's spending more time and money at thrift shops for threads (anti-consumerist threads, mind you), or combing the record store for the most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/whether-it-s-spending-more-time-and-money-at-thrift-shops-for-threads/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [The truth is that the gossip-hounds in Tinsel Town and the cackling windbags at 'The View' don't want civility. They want catty (or dare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/the-truth-is-that-the-gossip-hounds-in-tinsel-town-and-the-cackling/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Whether you're young old, male, female, marriage (when done correctly) will make your life - and this country - better off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/whether-you-re-young-old-male-female-marriage-when-done-correctly/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Real or not, when a person denies God, they often try and fill that higher power void with something else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/real-or-not-when-a-person-denies-god-they-often-try-and-fill-that/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Who'd have thought that living life like a dime store floozy throughout your formative years could negatively affect your decision-making ability or long-term, future…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/who-d-have-thought-that-living-life-like-a-dime-store-floozy/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Death is not only a passing on but a time for everyone else to truthfully reflect on one's life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/death-is-not-only-a-passing-on-but-a-time-for-everyone-else-to/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [A four-year-old should have no self-esteem, and for good reason. What could he have possibly accomplished in his life to justify esteeming oneself so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/a-four-year-old-should-have-no-self-esteem-and-for-good-reason-what/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of them, unless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/unless-those-of-us-who-love-our-wives-and-thus-our-lives-make-a/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

> [Looking back, when I was fourteen, I aspired to... be the best believer, husband, father, businessman, and man of integrity that I can be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-crowder/looking-back-when-i-was-fourteen-i-aspired-to-be-the-best-believer/)

[Steven Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-crowder/)

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