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title: "5 Complain Job Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernie-johnson-jr/if-i-ever-complain-about-my-job-hit-me-with-a-rubber-hose/)

[Ernie Johnson Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernie-johnson-jr/)

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> [I think that there are a lot of things that come along with being a musician, but I don't want to whine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tift-merritt/i-think-that-there-are-a-lot-of-things-that-come-along-with-being-a/)

[Tift Merritt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tift-merritt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c8/tift-merritt-25395_about_i-think-that-there-are-a-lot-of-things-t_529027.jpg)

> [There are so many musicians, friends of mine, who play shows for ten people a night, or always desperately wanted a record…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/moby/there-are-so-many-musicians-friends-of-mine-who-play-shows-for-ten/)

[Moby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/moby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/831/moby-549_bad-jobs_there-are-so-many-musicians-friends-of-m_1113128.jpg)

> [I think all actors, when they're not working, say, 'If I can get to this point where I'm working on a consistent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-colter/i-think-all-actors-when-they-re-not-working-say-if-i-can-get-to-this/)

[Mike Colter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-colter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ef/mike-colter-3338_complain_i-think-all-actors-when-they-re-not-work_1948903.jpg)

> [“When we saw a destitute-looking man trying to sell worn flip-flops, I vowed never to complain about a job again. When I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristine-k-stevens/when-we-saw-a-destitute-looking-man-trying-to-sell-worn-flip-flops-i/)

[Kristine K. Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristine-k-stevens/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f86/kristine-k-stevens-34754_employment_when-we-saw-a-destitute-looking-man-tryi_2312047.jpg)

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