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title: "3 Commercial Aircraft Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the-pilot-is-wearing-a-tank-top/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afd/dave-barry-222_aircraft_never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the_1156856.png)

> [A commercial aircraft is a vehicle capable of supporting itself aerodynamically and economically at the same time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-bushnell-stout/a-commercial-aircraft-is-a-vehicle-capable-of-supporting-itself/)

[William Bushnell Stout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-bushnell-stout/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/479/william-bushnell-stout-94173_aircraft_a-commercial-aircraft-is-a-vehicle-capab_2096674.png)

> [All military and most commercial aircraft use our designs that process power from jet engines.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amar-bose/all-military-and-most-commercial-aircraft-use-our-designs-that/)

[Amar Bose](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amar-bose/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e0/amar-bose-25587_aircraft_all-military-and-most-commercial-aircraf_3008703.png)

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