--- title: "1 Comedy Writers Quotes By Burt Ward" description: "1 Comedy Writers quotes by Burt Ward. Plus more from Burt Ward and more Comedy Writers sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png" --- > [Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble-to-hire-the-best-comedy/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png) ## Other authors on Comedy Writers ## More by Burt Ward > [I like to protect children. I mean, there's nothing wrong with having adult programming for mature adults that can selectively decide what they want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/i-like-to-protect-children-i-mean-there-s-nothing-wrong-with-having/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [Maybe it was all those wild times that kept me young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/maybe-it-was-all-those-wild-times-that-kept-me-young/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [I make personal appearances around the country. I'm starting a book tour now, and I may be coming to Toronto with the Learning Annex,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/i-make-personal-appearances-around-the-country-i-m-starting-a-book/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you speak about generations and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/i-have-two-children-i-have-a-daughter-29-and-a-daughter-four-they-are/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [49 and holding. Holding tight! Fighting that heinous age every step of the way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/49-and-holding-holding-tight-fighting-that-heinous-age-every-step-of/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [I'm hoping that I'll be able to find a distributor to come into Canada with it, because I think it is a wild and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/i-m-hoping-that-i-ll-be-able-to-find-a-distributor-to-come-into/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [In fact I have a full page warning, right in the front of the book, that no one under the age of eighteen should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/in-fact-i-have-a-full-page-warning-right-in-the-front-of-the-book/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [I don't see on television the kind of blood and guts and body parts blown apart that maybe you're referring to, but it certainly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/i-don-t-see-on-television-the-kind-of-blood-and-guts-and-body-parts/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [You know, it's a different world now, but to skip ahead and really answer your question, only in the last five years did I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/you-know-it-s-a-different-world-now-but-to-skip-ahead-and-really/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you'll see that we always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/we-found-that-just-by-the-way-we-stood-affected-women-dramatically/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [My book is very wild. But you know during the period of BATMAN, that there were thousands of Batman and Robin costumes sold and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/my-book-is-very-wild-but-you-know-during-the-period-of-batman-that/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [Even in Los Angeles, where we lived, when we would date somebody or go out with them, if we went out with somebody else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/even-in-los-angeles-where-we-lived-when-we-would-date-somebody-or-go/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [No kids should see that kind of violence where Batman is killing as many people as the bad guys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/no-kids-should-see-that-kind-of-violence-where-batman-is-killing-as/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/our-characters-were-antiseptic-but-we-weren-t-and-if-you-remember/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) > [You know honestly, I enjoy working with everyone because remember, these were all real pros that had been around the business a long time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/you-know-honestly-i-enjoy-working-with-everyone-because-remember/) [Burt Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/burt-ward/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-writers/burt-ward/#itemlist", "name": "1 Comedy Writers Quotes By Burt Ward", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Burt Ward" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/burt-ward/why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble-to-hire-the-best-comedy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny…” — Burt Ward", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-writers/burt-ward/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-writers/burt-ward/", "name": "Comedy Writers Quotes by Burt Ward", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-writers/burt-ward/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/burt-ward-27316_audience_why-would-they-have-gone-to-the-trouble_3172470.png" }, "description": "1 Comedy Writers quotes by Burt Ward. 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