--- title: "1 Comedy Know Quotes By Larry the Cable Guy" description: "1 Comedy Know quotes by Larry the Cable Guy. Plus more from Larry the Cable Guy and more Comedy Know sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_audience_i-have-a-basic-theorem-as-to-how-i-do-my_1209384.jpg" --- > [I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not to cross the line. It's the same with my comedy. I know what my audience will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-have-a-basic-theorem-as-to-how-i-do-my-jokes-growing-up-i-knew-when/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_audience_i-have-a-basic-theorem-as-to-how-i-do-my_1209384.jpg) ## More by Larry the Cable Guy > [You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/you-learn-a-lot-though-when-you-have-kids-i-ll-tell-you-what-did-you/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/when-you-re-doing-comedy-it-is-so-subjective-what-is-funny-to-you-is/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/people-always-ask-my-mom-what-i-did-as-a-kid-my-mom-says-he-wasn-t-a/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/there-s-the-old-joke-what-s-the-difference-between-country-and/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-had-a-buddy-of-mine-call-up-the-other-day-all-upset-cause-he-slept/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-ve-been-down-in-florida-since-1979-when-you-re-born-in-nebraska-you/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-ve-been-fortunate-i-ve-been-blessed-and-i-attribute-my-success-to/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/as-a-comedian-i-don-t-know-if-they-re-laughing-because-it-s-funny-or/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-love-wal-mart-i-consider-my-jokes-to-be-very-jeuvinille-stuff-a-14/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-was-born-and-raised-in-pawnee-city-nebraska-i-lived-right-next-to/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/what-i-do-onstage-there-s-maybe-0001-percent-of-the-population-that/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-was-scared-into-being-good-but-i-m-sure-i-did-regular-kid-stuff/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-take-myself-too-seriously-i-enjoy-what-i-do-i-enjoy-making/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-have-a-lot-of-recreation-time-i-ve-always-been-under-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/the-only-good-thing-is-my-fans-like-me-and-come-to-see-me-and-thats/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-know/larry-the-cable-guy/#itemlist", "name": "1 Comedy Know Quotes By Larry the Cable Guy", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not to cross the line. It's the same with my comedy. I know what my audience will take and how much they won't take. I can't give you a formula for it. It's my own personal formula inside my head. 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