--- title: "1 Comedy Know Quotes By Jason Segel" description: "1 Comedy Know quotes by Jason Segel. Plus more from Jason Segel and more Comedy Know sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg" --- > [One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy-is-that-you-know-how-it-s/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg) ## More by Jason Segel > [I'm also only accepting roles where I am sitting or laying down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/i-m-also-only-accepting-roles-where-i-am-sitting-or-laying-down/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/one-thing-that-i-think-never-goes-out-of-style-is-just-purity/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [I'm better looking in person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/i-m-better-looking-in-person/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [“We all have varying degrees of these feelings, but I think when you have them really acutely, one of the things you're aware of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/we-all-have-varying-degrees-of-these-feelings-but-i-think-when-you/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/i-always-have-awkward-relationships-with-the-ladies-for-whatever/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/we-have-reached-a-very-cynical-era-of-comedy-the-muppets-have-proven/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/my-previous-philosophy-was-just-to-make-a-face-that-matches-the-words/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/are-we-about-to-have-some-sort-of-wild-west-comedy-tweet-standoff-no/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/the-power-dynamics-in-a-relationship-are-going-to-be-fluid-over-a/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real "leading man" body. Like Marlon Brando in The Godfather.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/i-ve-decided-it-s-finally-time-for-me-to-get-a-real-leading-man-body/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/there-is-a-little-bit-of-hubris-to-want-to-change-the-past-it-implies/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [“My tongue produces words faster than my brain can approve them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/my-tongue-produces-words-faster-than-my-brain-can-approve-them/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/fozzie-bear-has-so-many-bear-puns-in-this-script-like-trac-is-grizzly/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/i-have-a-similar-issue-with-people-who-hire-me-as-i-do-with-women-you/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) > [Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/part-of-growing-up-is-not-waiting-in-line-at-a-hipster-breakfast/) [Jason Segel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-segel/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-know/jason-segel/#itemlist", "name": "1 Comedy Know Quotes By Jason Segel", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jason Segel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-segel/one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy-is-that-you-know-how-it-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.” — Jason Segel", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-know/jason-segel/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-know/jason-segel/", "name": "Comedy Know Quotes by Jason Segel", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-know/jason-segel/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f7/jason-segel-11757_comedy_one-of-the-pitfalls-of-a-romantic-comedy_2956100.jpg" }, "description": "1 Comedy Know quotes by Jason Segel. 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