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title: "1 Comedy Feel Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli"
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> [I feel that if I retire today, I've done enough. I've achieved everything in comedy... I feel I don't need anything else. It's already built.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-feel-that-if-i-retire-today-i-ve-done-enough-i-ve-achieved/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

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## More by Lisa Lampanelli

> [It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over to sit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/it-used-to-be-that-in-media-johnny-carson-used-to-be-the-most/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I'm not looking for 'outer esteem' anymore, what they call 'other esteem.' I'm looking for self-esteem. And people think that self-esteem is built with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-m-not-looking-for-outer-esteem-anymore-what-they-call-other-esteem/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [This thing happened where I noticed anytime I got together with four friends or more, the conversation goes to food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/this-thing-happened-where-i-noticed-anytime-i-got-together-with-four/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/insult-comedy-has-been-around-forever-i-can-make-fun-of-people-and/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I've played every comedy club and every theatre across the country for the last 25 years and seen a lot of audience members from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-ve-played-every-comedy-club-and-every-theatre-across-the-country/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-lost-over-100-pounds-so-i-m-even-angrier-than-ever-i-don-t-stuff-my/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-would-make-a-few-jabs-at-myself-and-go-for-the-audience-they-are/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [Until I got the weight off, there was something inside of me that said, 'You hate yourself.' You get too depressed over the weight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/until-i-got-the-weight-off-there-was-something-inside-of-me-that-said/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [What you bring to the stage is what you are in real life... people sense that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/what-you-bring-to-the-stage-is-what-you-are-in-real-life-people-sense/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [The more conservative you dress, the more you can get away with.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/the-more-conservative-you-dress-the-more-you-can-get-away-with/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [Crazy diets, good diets, you can't name one I didn't do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/crazy-diets-good-diets-you-can-t-name-one-i-didn-t-do/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I have a shrink in New York and a shrink in Arizona, just in case. You never know when you will have a breakdown.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-have-a-shrink-in-new-york-and-a-shrink-in-arizona-just-in-case-you/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse or something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/even-going-on-stage-is-a-service-because-it-brings-people-up-from/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-heard-cher-say-i-answer-to-two-people-myself-and-god-i-say-i-only/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

> [I'm not a political comic at all, so it would be weird if I just turned into a preachy, sort-of political commentator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lampanelli/i-m-not-a-political-comic-at-all-so-it-would-be-weird-if-i-just/)

[Lisa Lampanelli](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lampanelli/)

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