--- title: "2 Comedy club Quotes By Larry the Cable Guy" description: "2 Comedy club quotes by Larry the Cable Guy. Plus more from Larry the Cable Guy and more Comedy club sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26c/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_arena_i-follow-the-baseball-team-on-the-intern_2408110.jpg" --- > [I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game anywhere. Before I started doing big arenas and stuff and had a tour bus when I was just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-follow-the-baseball-team-on-the-internet-more-than-i-do-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26c/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_arena_i-follow-the-baseball-team-on-the-intern_2408110.jpg) > [I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO BECOME YOUR HOME AS WELL AND YOU ADJUST TO THE SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THEM BOTH. I MISS THE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-love-the-comedy-clubs-and-the-closeness-of-the-crowd-however-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ddb/larry-the-cable-guy-5028_bigs_i-love-the-comedy-clubs-and-the-closenes_2500061.jpg) ## More by Larry the Cable Guy > [You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/you-learn-a-lot-though-when-you-have-kids-i-ll-tell-you-what-did-you/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/when-you-re-doing-comedy-it-is-so-subjective-what-is-funny-to-you-is/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/people-always-ask-my-mom-what-i-did-as-a-kid-my-mom-says-he-wasn-t-a/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/there-s-the-old-joke-what-s-the-difference-between-country-and/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-had-a-buddy-of-mine-call-up-the-other-day-all-upset-cause-he-slept/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-ve-been-down-in-florida-since-1979-when-you-re-born-in-nebraska-you/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-ve-been-fortunate-i-ve-been-blessed-and-i-attribute-my-success-to/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/as-a-comedian-i-don-t-know-if-they-re-laughing-because-it-s-funny-or/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-love-wal-mart-i-consider-my-jokes-to-be-very-jeuvinille-stuff-a-14/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-was-born-and-raised-in-pawnee-city-nebraska-i-lived-right-next-to/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/what-i-do-onstage-there-s-maybe-0001-percent-of-the-population-that/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-was-scared-into-being-good-but-i-m-sure-i-did-regular-kid-stuff/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-take-myself-too-seriously-i-enjoy-what-i-do-i-enjoy-making/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/i-don-t-have-a-lot-of-recreation-time-i-ve-always-been-under-the/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) > [THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-the-cable-guy/the-only-good-thing-is-my-fans-like-me-and-come-to-see-me-and-thats/) [Larry the Cable Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-the-cable-guy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedy-club/larry-the-cable-guy/#itemlist", "name": "2 Comedy club Quotes By Larry the Cable Guy", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game anywhere. 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