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> [I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/i-didn-t-take-anything-from-anyone-first-of-all-second-of-all-i/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

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> [The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/the-whole-it-s-the-economy-s-bad-it-s-bad-for-everybody-i-have-my-own/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

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## More by Jon Lovitz

> [The director makes the movie. The director has to have the story in their head, has to know the style of the piece, has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/the-director-makes-the-movie-the-director-has-to-have-the-story-in/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/it-s-fun-to-do-something-funny-and-have-the-director-laughing-it/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/i-really-didn-t-want-to-leave-the-show-but-i-got-a-chance-to-do-a/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [I feel lucky that I'm working at all. I don't take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It's all enjoyable for me. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/i-feel-lucky-that-i-m-working-at-all-i-don-t-take-any-job-for-granted/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is wealthy saying,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/first-of-all-this-whole-idea-of-this-one-percent-versus-the-99/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/how-much-blow-can-charlie-sheen-do-enough-to-kill-two-and-a-half-men/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/but-opera-man-i-go-oh-crap-why-didn-t-i-think-of-that-because-i-could/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/in-comedy-you-have-to-do-all-of-the-same-stuff-you-do-in-drama-and/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/woody-is-the-guy-who-made-me-want-to-be-a-comic-i-was-in-heaven-and/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/i-don-t-want-to-talk-about-myself-that-s-for-other-people-to-say-so-i/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/if-i-make-a-dollar-and-out-of-every-dollar-i-m-taxed-at-50-half-at-50/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/nobody-with-a-victim-mentality-will-get-anywhere-ever-they-will-never/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/you-want-everyone-to-be-great-and-funny-i-m-not-saying-i-m-great-but/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/sometimes-the-best-way-to-make-em-laugh-is-to-show-em-how-you/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

> [The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-lovitz/the-problem-with-the-economy-isn-t-that-people-aren-t-paying-their/)

[Jon Lovitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-lovitz/)

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