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> [A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/a-comedy-club-is-a-place-where-you-work-out-material-you-re-trying/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a5/chris-rock-767_club_a-comedy-club-is-a-place-where-you-work_1369725.jpg)

> [I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-ll-go-back-to-comedy-clubs-when-they-get-a-real-no-camera-policy/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c44/chris-rock-767_cameras_i-ll-go-back-to-comedy-clubs-when-they-g_2603664.jpg)

> [If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/if-i-find-a-comedy-club-where-no-one-s-camera-works-i-ll-go/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/chris-rock-767_camera_if-i-find-a-comedy-club-where-no-one-s-c_2864499.jpg)

> [I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-don-t-believe-i-can-offend-you-in-a-comedy-club-i-don-t-believe-i/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

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## More by Chris Rock

> [Ja Rule is not Tupac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/ja-rule-is-not-tupac/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/right-now-my-job-is-that-i-m-like-an-ambulance-chaser-i-ve-got-to/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/if-you-live-with-a-single-parent-you-don-t-see-compromise-you-witness/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/nobody-ever-says-hey-daddy-thanks-for-knockin-out-this-rent-hey-daddy/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-know-the-world-is-messed-up-when-the-tallest-man-in-the-nba-is/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-can-t-think-the-thoughts-you-want-to-think-if-you-think-you-re/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/there-s-not-one-reference-in-that-thing-that-doesn-t-play-people-deal/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/my-mother-got-sick-when-i-was-rich-and-my-mother-you-know-i-don-t/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-think-anybody-in-front-of-a-crowd-is-a-comedian/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-see-as-white-people-finding-loopholes-in-the-slavery-laws/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/here-s-the-thing-when-we-talk-about-race-relations-in-america-or/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/i-was-raised-to-believe-that-you-had-to-do-things-better-than-white/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/men-lie-the-most-women-tell-the-biggest-lies-a-man-s-lie-is-i-m-at/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/you-can-t-fake-comedy-it-s-not-like-a-movie-where-a-director-can-just/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

> [All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rock/all-people-naturally-hate-my-kid-bites-people-now-i-didn-t-teach-my/)

[Chris Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rock/)

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