--- title: "1 Comedians Make Quotes By Benny Hill" description: "1 Comedians Make quotes by Benny Hill. Plus more from Benny Hill and more Comedians Make sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg" --- > [The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make-is-trying-to-beat-the/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg) ## More by Benny Hill > [A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/a-man-who-fails-is-funny-if-my-sketches-teach-anything-it-is-that-for/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-thought-i-couldn-t-afford-to-take-her-out-and-smoke-as-well-so-i/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-changed-it-to-leslie-hill-only-that-seemed-more-like-a-cocktail/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-don-t-covet-images-or-belongings-my-television-set-and-video-are/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-used-to-watch-all-these-great-fat-women-in-the-audience-laughing-at/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/did-you-ever-notice-that-everyone-in-favour-of-birth-control-has/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-m-single-i-don-t-have-a-family-i-certainly-don-t-have-to-work-i-don/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/never-play-leapfrog-with-a-unicorn/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/what-we-ve-discovered-is-that-americans-seem-to-love-our-saucy-humor/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/the-odds-against-there-being-a-bomb-on-a-plane-are-a-million-to-one/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/i-don-t-do-something-i-won-t-enjoy-just-for-the-money-i-do-it-for-the/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/girls-are-like-pianos-when-they-re-not-upright-they-re-grand/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Do unto others, then run](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/do-unto-others-then-run/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/just-because-nobody-complains-doesn-t-mean-all-parachutes-are-perfect/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) > [Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/roses-are-reddish-violets-are-bluish-if-it-weren-t-for-christmas-we-d/) [Benny Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benny-hill/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/#itemlist", "name": "1 Comedians Make Quotes By Benny Hill", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Benny Hill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benny-hill/the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make-is-trying-to-beat-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting…” — Benny Hill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/", "name": "Comedians Make Quotes by Benny Hill", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/005/benny-hill-21539_american_the-mistake-british-comedians-often-make_1967547.jpg" }, "description": "1 Comedians Make quotes by Benny Hill. Plus more from Benny Hill and more Comedians Make sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Comedians Make", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Benny Hill", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/comedians-make/benny-hill/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```