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> [As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfold.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/as-a-comedian-i-m-like-one-of-those-on-the-scene-reporters-i-will/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

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## More by Paul Provenza

> [We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/we-didn-t-choose-the-joke-because-it-s-filthy-we-chose-it-because-of/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/some-performers-are-brilliant-comedians-some-are-genius-musicians-and/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/as-a-comedian-i-m-like-one-of-those-on-the-scene-reporters-i-will/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/i-actually-had-to-leave-the-country-for-infractions-to-fall-off-my/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/if-i-had-the-flag-that-betsy-ross-worked-so-hard-on-i-wouldn-t/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [ I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We \[americans\] have made jazz… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/i-know-jazz-is-completely-un-american-but-the-reason-why-america/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/we-look-at-the-ancient-greeks-with-their-gods-on-a-mountain-top/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [Children in a third world country. That's how we spread democracy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/children-in-a-third-world-country-that-s-how-we-spread-democracy/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/there-is-no-democrats-or-republicans-right-or-left-red-state-or-blue/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/how-many-impressionist-painters-painted-the-same-damned-thing-how/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

> [I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/i-actually-go-to-church-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-to-believe-it-s-only/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

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