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title: "15 Comedian Like Quotes by 15 authors"
description: "Browse 15 Comedian Like quotes by 15 authors. Discover the best Comedian Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/but-if-applause-throws-off-your-timing-then-you-re-not-the-kind-of/)

[Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f4/jay-mohr-4777_applause_but-if-applause-throws-off-your-timing-t_825770.png)

> [I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-m-a-comedian-and-i-like-to-work-on-my-live-show-and-if-i-m-doing/)

[Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef3/ron-white-2333_comedian_i-m-a-comedian-and-i-like-to-work-on-my_2354414.png)

> [My whole initial goal was to be a comedian, so it's not like I chose to do a TV show out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-dicky/my-whole-initial-goal-was-to-be-a-comedian-so-it-s-not-like-i-chose/)

[Lil Dicky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-dicky/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c33/lil-dicky-9619_always_my-whole-initial-goal-was-to-be-a-comedi_1924328.jpg)

> [As well as being a comedian, I am - whether I like it or not - representative of another group of people,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-mccausland/as-well-as-being-a-comedian-i-am-whether-i-like-it-or-not/)

[Chris McCausland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-mccausland/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b0/chris-mccausland-6393_being_as-well-as-being-a-comedian-i-am-whether_464213.jpg)

> [As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-provenza/as-a-comedian-i-m-like-one-of-those-on-the-scene-reporters-i-will/)

[Paul Provenza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-provenza/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a00/paul-provenza-39458_comedian_as-a-comedian-i-m-like-one-of-those-on-t_1710215.png)

> [I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lydia-lunch/i-think-my-speeches-are-hilarious-i-think-i-m-a-natural-comedian-but/)

[Lydia Lunch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lydia-lunch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/402/lydia-lunch-13008_chance_i-think-my-speeches-are-hilarious-i-thin_1421147.jpg)

> [I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricky-gervais/i-like-the-ironic-pomposity-of-a-stand-up-comedian-like-all-those/)

[Ricky Gervais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricky-gervais/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/ricky-gervais-851_comedian_i-like-the-ironic-pomposity-of-a-stand-u_410232.png)

> [Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flip-wilson/being-a-comedian-is-like-being-a-con-man-you-have-to-make-em-like-you/)

[Flip Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flip-wilson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/flip-wilson-16193_comedian_being-a-comedian-is-like-being-a-con-man_1520274.png)

> [I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-finnegan/i-d-like-to-think-i-m-a-little-more-memorable-or-specific-now-people/)

[Christian Finnegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-finnegan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2e/christian-finnegan-15029_comedian_i-d-like-to-think-i-m-a-little-more-memo_3175308.png)

> [From the age of 14, I remember thinking I wanted to be a comedian. But that was like saying I wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-mack/from-the-age-of-14-i-remember-thinking-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-but/)

[Lee Mack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-mack/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be2/lee-mack-7146_age_from-the-age-of-14-i-remember-thinking-i_426774.jpg)

> [So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-matthews/so-i-watched-the-pink-panther-last-night-and-so-i-m-trying/)

[Dave Matthews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-matthews/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d87/dave-matthews-2023_comedian_so-i-watched-the-pink-panther-last-night_2199352.png)

> [Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natasha-leggero/male-comics-are-always-coming-up-to-me-and-they-re-like-hey-natasha/)

[Natasha Leggero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natasha-leggero/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/natasha-leggero-10455_attractive_male-comics-are-always-coming-up-to-me-a_2392065.jpg)

> [One of the things I used to dream of is that if I could just be funny like Red Skelton, if I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-cisneros/one-of-the-things-i-used-to-dream-of-is-that-if-i-could-just-be-funny/)

[Sandra Cisneros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-cisneros/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c25/sandra-cisneros-862_attention_one-of-the-things-i-used-to-dream-of-is_2786659.jpg)

> [I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-gondelman/i-think-the-term-twitter-comedian-can-seem-like-a-pejorative-because/)

[Josh Gondelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-gondelman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac6/josh-gondelman-8695_comedian_i-think-the-term-twitter-comedian-can-se_357804.jpg)

> [What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iliza-shlesinger/what-keeps-me-going-is-that-this-i-all-there-is-i-am-a-comedian-and/)

[Iliza Shlesinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iliza-shlesinger/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2d/iliza-shlesinger-3685_comedian_what-keeps-me-going-is-that-this-i-all-t_302901.jpg)

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