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title: "8 Come Funeral Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Come Funeral quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Come Funeral sayings and thoughts."
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> [“If you hear I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-bashevis-singer/if-you-hear-i-m-dead-don-t-come-to-my-funeral/)

[Isaac Bashevis Singer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-bashevis-singer/)

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> [“I will not come 2 your funeral because you will not come 2 mine because you will be dead”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tapsy/i-will-not-come-2-your-funeral-because-you-will-not-come-2-mine/)

[Tapsy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tapsy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6a/tapsy-281547_come_i-will-not-come-2-your-funeral-because-y_464827.jpg)

> [There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-mack/there-are-probably-about-50-comedians-who-would-come-to-my-50th/)

[Lee Mack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-mack/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b48/lee-mack-7146_birthday_there-are-probably-about-50-comedians-wh_535752.jpg)

> [“Time will tell if sorry is enough. I don’t think it is. If you died tonight, I wouldn’t come to your funeral.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-goolrick/time-will-tell-if-sorry-is-enough-i-don-t-think-it-is-if-you-died/)

[Robert Goolrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-goolrick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cd/robert-goolrick-8745_funeral_time-will-tell-if-sorry-is-enough-i-don_1110768.png)

> [Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-come-to-my-funeral-to-show-how-much-you-cared-about-me-show-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [These cuts and scars wont explain anything to you. but when I kill myself.. they will suddenly mean something to you. ……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blondie/these-cuts-and-scars-wont-explain-anything-to-you-but-when-i-kill/)

[Blondie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blondie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de7/blondie-1496_cuts_these-cuts-and-scars-wont-explain-anythi_2256900.jpg)

> [An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pope-francis/an-evangelizer-must-never-look-like-someone-who-has-just-come-back/)

[Pope Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pope-francis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/pope-francis-85_come_an-evangelizer-must-never-look-like-some_2671031.png)

> [I just wanna die to see which of my friends care enough to come to my funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-just-wanna-die-to-see-which-of-my-friends-care-enough-to-come-to-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed8/anonymous-1_dying_i-just-wanna-die-to-see-which-of-my-frie_2675278.jpg)

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