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> [If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/if-god-is-a-crutch-then-atheism-is-a-coma/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

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> [God is a crutch? Yeah, well, not believing in God is a coma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/god-is-a-crutch-yeah-well-not-believing-in-god-is-a-coma/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

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## More by Brad Stine

> [There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/there-s-a-difference-between-maliciously-offending-somebody-on/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [It's about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/it-s-about-something-that-strikes-you-as-funny-but-i-do-it-with-a/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/when-did-banning-anything-ever-work-i-mean-we-banned-liquor-once-in/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/because-when-the-creator-of-matter-tell-you-you-matter-then-you-have/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/if-the-truth-conflicts-with-my-beliefs-i-change-my-beliefs/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/they-got-special-terms-that-they-use-when-they-re-pregnant-they-don-t/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/get-out-of-our-schools-god-get-out-of-our-textbooks-god-get-out-of/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/you-want-to-reclaim-your-country-you-got-to-go-back-to-the-first-men/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/when-you-re-at-a-comedy-club-if-you-re-not-funny-you-don-t-work/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/i-bring-up-god-alot-in-my-show-know-why-because-i-miss-him/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/we-should-have-a-way-of-telling-people-they-have-bad-breath-without/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/who-is-more-irrational-the-guy-who-believes-in-a-god-he-can-t-see-or/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/people-don-t-realize-or-maybe-they-ve-forgotten-that-there-was-a-time/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/you-know-what-offends-me-offended-people-in-a-country-with-guaranteed/)

[Brad Stine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-stine/)

> [Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-stine/oh-i-know-if-you-re-fat-let-s-not-blame-you-let-s-sue-mcdonalds-oh/)

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