--- title: "1 Columbine Quotes By Rich Hall" description: "1 Columbine quotes by Rich Hall. Plus more from Rich Hall and more Columbine sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/rich-hall-25075_bunch_the-first-time-i-came-to-the-comedy-fest_3226614.jpg" --- > [The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time I came, some nut shot up Columbine High School. Now I'm here again,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/the-first-time-i-came-to-the-comedy-festival-some-nutcase-shot-a/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/rich-hall-25075_bunch_the-first-time-i-came-to-the-comedy-fest_3226614.jpg) ## Other authors on Columbine ## More by Rich Hall > [Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/women-say-they-want-a-man-who-knows-what-a-woman-s-worth-that-s-a-pimp/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/the-combination-of-popcorn-soda-and-melted-chocolate-which-covers-the/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/when-you-go-to-work-if-your-name-is-on-the-building-you-re-rich-if/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/a-person-who-combs-his-hair-over-his-bald-spot-hoping-no-one-will/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/manhandling-the-open-here-spout-on-a-milk-carton-so-badly-that-one/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/the-part-of-the-envelope-that-tells-a-person-where-to-place-the-stamp/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/possessing-the-ability-to-turn-the-bathtub-faucet-on-and-off-with/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/foxes-are-rats-in-expensive-coats-what-are-foxes-associated-with-evil/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/having-to-wander-through-a-maze-of-ropes-at-an-airport-or-bank-even/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/a-hotel-mini-bar-allows-you-to-see-what-a-can-of-pepsi-will-cost-in/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [“Not many musicians can get 10000 people to show up and help pay his back taxes, and when farmers are going broke and transatlantic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/not-many-musicians-can-get-10000-people-to-show-up-and-help-pay-his/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/in-montana-a-policeman-will-pull-you-over-because-he-is-lonely/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/ignisecond-n-the-overlapping-moment-of-time-when-the-hand-is-locking/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [“Good things come to those who wait, but shit pretty much shows up right away, doesn't it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/good-things-come-to-those-who-wait-but-shit-pretty-much-shows-up/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) > [The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rich-hall/the-slime-that-accumulates-on-the-underside-of-a-soap-bar-when-it/) [Rich Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rich-hall/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/columbine/rich-hall/#itemlist", "name": "1 Columbine Quotes By Rich Hall", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. 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