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> [On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-affleck/on-the-day-he-had-colonic-irrigation-i-feel-i-lost-my-virginity-that/)

[Ben Affleck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-affleck/)

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> [I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-like-colonic-irrigation-because-sometimes-you-find-old-jewelry/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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