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title: "71 Colonel Quotes by 59 authors"
description: "Browse 71 Colonel quotes by 59 authors. Discover the best Colonel sayings and thoughts."
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> [Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-o-neill/does-it-say-colonel-anywhere-on-my-uniform/)

[Jack O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-o-neill/)

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> [We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elvis-presley/we-re-the-perfect-combination-colonel-s-an-old-carny-and-me-i-m-off/)

[Elvis Presley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elvis-presley/)

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> [I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-just-did-some-calculations-and-i-ve-been-able-to-determine-that-you/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“Colonel Hugh Pickering - Well, I'm dashed!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/colonel-hugh-pickering-well-i-m-dashed/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flavor-flav/my-chicken-ain-t-no-joke-i-ain-t-scared-to-go-up-against-the-colonel/)

[Flavor Flav](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flavor-flav/)

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> [“OK,” Reacher said. “It wasn’t a colonel. It was a one-star general.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-child/ok-reacher-said-it-wasn-t-a-colonel-it-was-a-one-star-general/)

[Lee Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-child/)

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> [“Here lies the body of Colonel Cornell’s. The rest of the fellow, I fancy, in hell is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-hodder/here-lies-the-body-of-colonel-cornell-s-the-rest-of-the-fellow-i/)

[Mark Hodder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-hodder/)

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> [Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hey-is-that-you-elvis-i-wanna-speak-to-the-colonel-jump-to-it-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Colonel. Can she read and write?   Peter. Ay, that she can, sir. Colonel. Then she is a dangerous woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/colonel-can-she-read-and-write-peter-ay-that-she-can-sir-colonel-then/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [“Now the colonel seemed to grieve for his President again, because he said, “This world spits out a beautiful man like he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-johnson/now-the-colonel-seemed-to-grieve-for-his-president-again-because-he/)

[Denis Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-johnson/)

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> [Oh, go in anywhere Colonel, go in anywhere. You'll find lovely fighting all along the line.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-kearny/oh-go-in-anywhere-colonel-go-in-anywhere-you-ll-find-lovely-fighting/)

[Philip Kearny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-kearny/)

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> [Lightened body armor, which the military has made progress on, would mean increased safety and reduced risk for soldiers like the sergeant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/niki-tsongas/lightened-body-armor-which-the-military-has-made-progress-on-would/)

[Niki Tsongas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/niki-tsongas/)

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> [“Martha Raye slipped up to the colonel and she said, 'Sir, where do we eat?' He said, 'You mess with the men.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-berg/martha-raye-slipped-up-to-the-colonel-and-she-said-sir-where-do-we/)

[Elizabeth Berg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-berg/)

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> [“She could not be said to dislike Colonel Trumpet so much as not to notice he was there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stella-gibbons/she-could-not-be-said-to-dislike-colonel-trumpet-so-much-as-not-to/)

[Stella Gibbons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stella-gibbons/)

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> [“Heh. Deny it all you want, colonel. At heart, we're both flip sides of the same coin: wolves who don't fit in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-ostrander/heh-deny-it-all-you-want-colonel-at-heart-we-re-both-flip-sides-of/)

John Ostrander

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> [“The Colonel says all attorneys should be named for blood sucking insects so we know up front who we are dealing with.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheila-turnage/the-colonel-says-all-attorneys-should-be-named-for-blood-sucking/)

[Sheila Turnage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheila-turnage/)

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> [I'm not afraid of a challenge, so I couldn't say no when KFC asked me if I wanted to attempt to pull…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hafthor-bjornsson/i-m-not-afraid-of-a-challenge-so-i-couldn-t-say-no-when-kfc-asked-me/)

[Hafthor Bjornsson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hafthor-bjornsson/)

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> [I met the Colonel when Elvis was recording some song I'd written for one of his movies. Elvis was just having fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mac-davis/i-met-the-colonel-when-elvis-was-recording-some-song-i-d-written-for/)

[Mac Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mac-davis/)

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> [“Thinking of me?” Colonel Friedrich stepped into his office. “Hardly,” Cinderella said. “Ensign Kurt tells me you called me by my name,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-shea/thinking-of-me-colonel-friedrich-stepped-into-his-office-hardly/)

[K.M. Shea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-shea/)

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> [“But I gathered that it was classified...by order of this Colonel, uh, Plushbottom.” “Thrushbotham. Thrushbotham, sir. A fat, fatuous, flatulent, foot-kissing fool…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-a-heinlein/but-i-gathered-that-it-was-classified-by-order-of-this-colonel-uh/)

[Robert A. Heinlein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-a-heinlein/)

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> [“My brother, Major General Lawrence Heinlein, once told me that there are only two promotions in life that mean a damn: from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-h-patterson-jr/my-brother-major-general-lawrence-heinlein-once-told-me-that-there/)

[William H. Patterson Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-h-patterson-jr/)

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> [To some extent, the idea that rock 'n roll used to have this sort of free antediluvian identity, frolicking in the 1950s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-powers/to-some-extent-the-idea-that-rock-n-roll-used-to-have-this-sort-of/)

[Ann Powers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-powers/)

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> [Business is not a spiritual matter, and my business decisions are not based on spiritual considerations. When I founded the Essence of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shari-arison/business-is-not-a-spiritual-matter-and-my-business-decisions-are-not/)

[Shari Arison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shari-arison/)

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> [“Colonel Cathcart was impervious to absolutes. He could measure his own progress only in relationship to others, and his idea of excellence…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heller/colonel-cathcart-was-impervious-to-absolutes-he-could-measure-his-own/)

[Joseph Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heller/)

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> [“Major: you have the honor to report that the numbers of men now under your command qualifies you for promotion to colonel.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-harington/major-you-have-the-honor-to-report-that-the-numbers-of-men-now-under/)

[Donald Harington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-harington/)

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> [“Though his countenance was solemn, there was a glint of amusement in his eyes. "Major MacKinnon, won't you join us?" "But, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-clare/though-his-countenance-was-solemn-there-was-a-glint-of-amusement-in/)

[Pamela Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-clare/)

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> [“Colonel, my ass. That rotten Indian hater will only cause more problems out here for the real Army. If the man kept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rosanne-bittner/colonel-my-ass-that-rotten-indian-hater-will-only-cause-more-problems/)

[Rosanne Bittner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rosanne-bittner/)

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> [“Naturally they all believe the Colonel is responsible for their salvation—who else could it be but Don Eli? This rankles greatly but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philipp-meyer/naturally-they-all-believe-the-colonel-is-responsible-for-their/)

[Philipp Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philipp-meyer/)

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> [“No one promised life would be easy or that the game wouldn't change without warning. There you are, all ready to pass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beth-harbison/no-one-promised-life-would-be-easy-or-that-the-game-wouldn-t-change/)

[Beth Harbison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beth-harbison/)

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> [You were wrong. She really is the new general in town." I smiled back, hoping he wasn't aware of my body's reaction…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/you-were-wrong-she-really-is-the-new-general-in-town-i-smiled-back/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“His smile returned as he tilted his head toward Sydney. "You were wrong. She really is the new general in town." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/his-smile-returned-as-he-tilted-his-head-toward-sydney-you-were-wrong/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“{ The resolution of the surviving members of the Eleventh Illinois Cavalry, whom Robert Ingersoll was the commander of, at his funeral…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herman-e-kittredge/the-resolution-of-the-surviving-members-of-the-eleventh-illinois/)

[Herman E. Kittredge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herman-e-kittredge/)

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> [“I respect him. He has brains and character; and that, I may tell you, is a very unusual combination. I don't suppose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/i-respect-him-he-has-brains-and-character-and-that-i-may-tell-you-is-2/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [“Before I got here, I thought for a long time that the way out of the labyrinth was to pretend that it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/before-i-got-here-i-thought-for-a-long-time-that-the-way-out-of-the/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [“The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling him. They hurled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heller/the-colonel-dwelt-in-a-vortex-of-specialists-who-were-still/)

[Joseph Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heller/)

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> [You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvin-s-cobb/you-had-to-hate-the-colonel-a-whole-lot-to-keep-from-loving-him/)

[Irvin S. Cobb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvin-s-cobb/)

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> [The cost of Colonel Gaddafi's rule on Libyan society is incalculable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hisham-matar/the-cost-of-colonel-gaddafi-s-rule-on-libyan-society-is-incalculable/)

[Hisham Matar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hisham-matar/)

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> [My father is a retired army colonel, and my family is into hunting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kemp-muhl/my-father-is-a-retired-army-colonel-and-my-family-is-into-hunting/)

[Kemp Muhl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kemp-muhl/)

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> [“She frowned when she realized his basket was more even and round than hers. Colonel”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-shea/she-frowned-when-she-realized-his-basket-was-more-even-and-round-than/)

[K.M. Shea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-shea/)

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> [“The only thing that comes for sure is death, colonel”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-garc-a-m-rquez/the-only-thing-that-comes-for-sure-is-death-colonel/)

[Gabriel García Márquez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-garc-a-m-rquez/)

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                        "text": "“But I gathered that it was classified...by order of this Colonel, uh, Plushbottom.” “Thrushbotham. Thrushbotham, sir. A fat, fatuous, flatulent, foot-kissing fool incompetent to find his hat with it nailed to his head. Which it should have been.”",
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                        "text": "“Major: you have the honor to report that the numbers of men now under your command qualifies you for promotion to colonel. But you ask me to believe that your regiments assaulted Rebel forces in a pitched battle of over two hours duration, all the while steadily employing the heavy field pieces recently shipped to you, without one single battle death on either side . Sir, that is not warfare. That is fraternization with the enemy !”",
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                        "text": "“Colonel, my ass. That rotten Indian hater will only cause more problems out here for the real Army. If the man kept harassing and murdering innocent natives, there would be more Indian attacks and unrest at a time when the Army had few enough men in Colorado or anywhere else in the West to take care of such problems. Even the half-Indian Bent brothers, successful traders and friends to the Army and whites, were growing restless and resentful. Through”",
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                        "text": "“Naturally they all believe the Colonel is responsible for their salvation—who else could it be but Don Eli? This rankles greatly but I did not bother to correct them. How they will ever get democracy I don’t know—they are very comfortable with the idea that powerful men rule their lives. Or perhaps they are simply more honest about it than we allow ourselves to be.”",
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                        "text": "“No one promised life would be easy or that the game wouldn't change without warning. There you are, all ready to pass Go and collect two hundred dollars, and suddenly Colonel Mustard is trapped in the conservatory, ranting and raving and waving a wrench, and no one knows what exactly a conservatory is or why anyone thought a wrench - of all things - would be a good murder weapon, or what branch of the military Colonel Mustard even served in! Has anyone seen his credentials?”",
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                        "text": "You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.\" I smiled back, hoping he wasn't aware of my body's reaction to us standing so close. \"Maybe. But, it's okay. You can still be colonel.\" He arched an eyebrow. \"Oh? Did you demote yourself? Colonel's right below general. What's that make you?\" I reached into my pocket and triumphantly flashed the CR-V keys I'd swiped when we'd come back inside. \"The driver,\" I said.",
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                        "text": "“His smile returned as he tilted his head toward Sydney. \"You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.\" I smiled back, hoping he wasn't aware of my body's reaction to us standing so close. \"Maybe. But, it's okay. You can still be colonel.\" He arched an eybrow. \"Oh? Did you just demote yoursefl? Colonel's right below general. What's that make you?\" I reached into my pocket and triumphantly flashed the CR-V keys I'd swiped when we'd come back inside. \"The driver,\" I said.”",
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                        "text": "“I respect him. He has brains and character; and that, I may tell you, is a very unusual combination. I don't suppose you know what he is doing here, because I don't think he's very expansive with you. If any man singlehanded can put a stop to this frightful epidemic he's going to do it. He's doctoring the sick, cleaning the city up, trying to get the drinking water pure. He doesn't mind where he goes nor what he does. He's risking his life twenty times a day. He's got Colonel Yü in his pocket and he's induced him to put the troops at his disposal. He's even put a little plunk into the magistrate and the old man is really trying to do something. And the nuns at the convent swear by him. They think he's a hero.”",
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