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title: "8 College Fund Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 8 College Fund quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best College Fund sayings and thoughts."
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> [To pay the bills, I've liquidated my children's college fund.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-caputo/to-pay-the-bills-i-ve-liquidated-my-children-s-college-fund/)

[Michael Caputo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-caputo/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac4/michael-caputo-13054_bills_to-pay-the-bills-i-ve-liquidated-my-chil_612781.jpg)

> [We didn't have money put away in the bank for a college fund; soccer was our lottery ticket, our gamble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clint-dempsey/we-didn-t-have-money-put-away-in-the-bank-for-a-college-fund-soccer/)

[Clint Dempsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clint-dempsey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52b/clint-dempsey-4960_bank_we-didn-t-have-money-put-away-in-the-ban_1077904.png)

> [I just kept telling myself that ultimately, the money that my grandparents had put away to go into my college fund, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-eazy/i-just-kept-telling-myself-that-ultimately-the-money-that-my/)

[G-Eazy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-eazy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2b/g-eazy-1910_away_i-just-kept-telling-myself-that-ultimate_1284353.jpg)

> [My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/my-grandson-is-mad-at-me-he-s-mad-at-me-because-i-squandered-his/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/joan-rivers-669_college_my-grandson-is-mad-at-me-he-s-mad-at-me_1551254.png)

> [Shortly after my dad died, my mom figured that if I could do a few commercials, I'd get a college fund.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liam-aiken/shortly-after-my-dad-died-my-mom-figured-that-if-i-could-do-a-few/)

[Liam Aiken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liam-aiken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/517/liam-aiken-72853_after_shortly-after-my-dad-died-my-mom-figured_1713878.jpg)

> [If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-listen-closely-you-can-hear-the-gas-pump-tell-your-kid-s/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/anonymous-1_education_if-you-listen-closely-you-can-hear-the-g_2487560.jpg)

> [Setting up a college fund would be a great way to redirect the tangible evidence of Daddy's love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-yoffe/setting-up-a-college-fund-would-be-a-great-way-to-redirect-the/)

[Emily Yoffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-yoffe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcb/emily-yoffe-10396_college_setting-up-a-college-fund-would-be-a-gre_3134696.jpg)

> [If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f\*ck itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-listen-closely-you-can-hear-the-gas-pump-tell-your-kid-s-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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