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title: "7 College drinking Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 College drinking quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best College drinking sayings and thoughts."
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> [Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-moulton/why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you-can-tell-it-from-urine/)

[Dave Moulton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-moulton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/dave-moulton-230925_alcohol_why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you_850055.png)

> [There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-moranis/there-will-always-be-another-group-of-kids-going-to-college-drinking/)

[Rick Moranis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-moranis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eab/rick-moranis-14338_always_there-will-always-be-another-group-of-ki_1072134.jpg)

> [You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-have-a-beer/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/13d/frank-zappa-702_airline_you-can-t-be-a-real-country-unless-you-h_1076575.jpg)

> [College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/college-is-like-a-fountain-of-knowledge-and-the-students-are-there-to/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06f/chuck-palahniuk-37_college_college-is-like-a-fountain-of-knowledge_1695719.jpg)

> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e75/benjamin-franklin-65_alcohol_wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us_2073645.png)

> [My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-belushi/my-advice-to-you-is-to-start-drinking-heavily/)

[John Belushi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-belushi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94e/john-belushi-18488_advice_my-advice-to-you-is-to-start-drinking-he_2153473.jpg)

> [“You're in Ireland the summer after you left college and you're drinking at a pub near the castle where every day bus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/you-re-in-ireland-the-summer-after-you-left-college-and-you-re/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/chuck-palahniuk-37_college-drinking_you-re-in-ireland-the-summer-after-you-l_2875173.jpg)

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