--- title: "1 Cold weather Quotes By T.S. Joyce" description: "1 Cold weather quotes by T.S. Joyce. Plus more from T.S. Joyce and more Cold weather sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/t-s-joyce-21031_cold-weather_colt-complained-about-everything-the-tre_2298654.jpg" --- > [“Colt complained about everything—the tree, the snowball that hit him in the ballsack, the cold weather, how Trigger’s horse had escaped again, about how he would never let a girl tell him which tree to chop down, and about how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/colt-complained-about-everything-the-tree-the-snowball-that-hit-him/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/t-s-joyce-21031_cold-weather_colt-complained-about-everything-the-tre_2298654.jpg) ## More by T.S. Joyce > [“Brighton dabbed the side of her lip, and when he pulled his shirt away, it was smeared with crimson. Son of a mother fluffin’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/brighton-dabbed-the-side-of-her-lip-and-when-he-pulled-his-shirt-away/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“Part of her wanted to flip him off for telling her what to do, but a bigger part of her wanted to straddle his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/part-of-her-wanted-to-flip-him-off-for-telling-her-what-to-do-but-a/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“Sure. Great. Now I know her name. At least it’s not Cinnamon the whore-faced, nipple clamped, smelly vag—” “Laura Beck. My sister.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/sure-great-now-i-know-her-name-at-least-it-s-not-cinnamon-the-whore/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“yank the tail of the dragon,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/yank-the-tail-of-the-dragon/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“When you can physically hear their heart breaking? Well, it did awful things to my insides, and your dad deserved a fist for every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/when-you-can-physically-hear-their-heart-breaking-well-it-did-awful/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“People come and go. Most of them are only in your life to get you somewhere. And what I mean by that is they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/people-come-and-go-most-of-them-are-only-in-your-life-to-get-you/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“GEN: What you are doesn’t matter to me. Who you are does.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/gen-what-you-are-doesn-t-matter-to-me-who-you-are-does/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“GREY: You don’t have to be perfect. No one else in Red Havoc is. Be you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/grey-you-don-t-have-to-be-perfect-no-one-else-in-red-havoc-is-be-you/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“She really wanted a spanking now. A spanking and a cookie. That was a first.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/she-really-wanted-a-spanking-now-a-spanking-and-a-cookie-that-was-a/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“No women up here. You know the rules. We aren’t into renting to strangers, either. Especially not high fallutin’ city slickin’ judgy judgertons like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/no-women-up-here-you-know-the-rules-we-aren-t-into-renting-to/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“Colton was a fart-face, just like she’d nicknamed him growing up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/colton-was-a-fart-face-just-like-she-d-nicknamed-him-growing-up/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“He’d put all of her insecurities to rest and taught her that she was enough.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/he-d-put-all-of-her-insecurities-to-rest-and-taught-her-that-she-was/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“Holy shit, you showed up. And early. You weren’t supposed to be here until next week. Hypothetically. If you showed up.” He frowned. “Which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/holy-shit-you-showed-up-and-early-you-weren-t-supposed-to-be-here/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“yeah, his life was really fuckin’ weird. Between the clan, Colton’s wishing squirrel, and the molestation by a hundred-pound woman with silver bouffant hair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/yeah-his-life-was-really-fuckin-weird-between-the-clan-colton-s/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) > [“It’s romantic how you listed grab my ass before hold my hand.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-s-joyce/it-s-romantic-how-you-listed-grab-my-ass-before-hold-my-hand/) [T.S. Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-s-joyce/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cold-weather/t-s-joyce/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cold weather Quotes By T.S. Joyce", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Colt complained about everything—the tree, the snowball that hit him in the ballsack, the cold weather, how Trigger’s horse had escaped again, about how he would never let a girl tell him which tree to chop down, and about how he’d eaten all the rest of the muffins and was still hungry—basically life in general.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "T.S. 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