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title: "69 Cold beer Quotes by 61 authors"
description: "Browse 69 Cold beer quotes by 61 authors. Discover the best Cold beer sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09d/joe-dugan-69408_beer_i-d-give-a-hundred-dollars-for-a-cold-be_982449.png"
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> [I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dugan/i-d-give-a-hundred-dollars-for-a-cold-beer/)

[Joe Dugan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dugan/)

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> [Cold beer is bottled God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-thomas/cold-beer-is-bottled-god/)

[Dylan Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-thomas/)

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> [There's nothing better than a cold beer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelvin-fletcher/there-s-nothing-better-than-a-cold-beer/)

[Kelvin Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelvin-fletcher/)

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> [You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rod-stewart/you-re-like-a-cold-beer-darling-on-a-long-hot-summer-night/)

[Rod Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rod-stewart/)

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> [Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-moulton/why-is-american-beer-served-cold-so-you-can-tell-it-from-urine/)

[Dave Moulton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-moulton/)

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> [I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julio-cesar-chavez-sr/i-like-to-drink-cold-beer-from-time-to-time-when-it-s-very-hot/)

[Julio Cesar Chavez Sr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julio-cesar-chavez-sr/)

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> [Its a funny sensation, holding a cold beer with your thighs while typing a Facebook status](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/avan-nathan/its-a-funny-sensation-holding-a-cold-beer-with-your-thighs-while/)

[Avan Nathan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/avan-nathan/)

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> [“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicholas-sparks/there-s-nothing-better-than-a-cold-beer-on-a-hot-day-at-the-beach/)

[Nicholas Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicholas-sparks/)

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> [She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-hiatt/she-came-onto-him-like-a-slow-movin-cold-front-his-beer-was-warmer/)

[John Hiatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-hiatt/)

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> [Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/wine-is-constant-proof-that-god-loves-us-and-likes-to-see-us-happy/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [A country girl knows back dirt roads & ice cold beer is where its at!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-country-girl-knows-back-dirt-roads-ice-cold-beer-is-where-its-at/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/when-dealing-with-complex-transportation-issues-the-best-thing-to-do/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [Here's too a long life and a merry one.. A quick death and an easy one.. A pretty girl and an honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/here-s-too-a-long-life-and-a-merry-one-a-quick-death-and-an-easy-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I believe in original sin … I know that I’m capable of craving a cold beer in a village of starving kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-stephanopoulos/i-believe-in-original-sin-i-know-that-i-m-capable-of-craving-a-cold/)

[George Stephanopoulos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-stephanopoulos/)

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> [Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/here-s-to-a-long-life-and-a-merry-one-a-quick-death-and-an-easy-one-a/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hugh-hood/nothing-ever-tasted-better-than-a-cold-beer-on-a-beautiful-afternoon/)

[Hugh Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hugh-hood/)

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> [“A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patti-callahan-henry/a-broken-heart-too-much-cold-beer-ocean-waves-and-a-willing-man-were/)

[Patti Callahan Henry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patti-callahan-henry/)

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> [Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christa-faust/hell-s-a-dry-heat-too-it-still-sucks-let-me-know-if-you-pull-anything/)

[Christa Faust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christa-faust/)

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> [When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bernie-mac/when-i-get-a-chance-to-play-golf-or-go-on-a-boat-with-good-people/)

[Bernie Mac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bernie-mac/)

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> [Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rennie-ellis/beer-has-long-been-the-prime-lubricant-in-our-social-intercourse-and/)

[Rennie Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rennie-ellis/)

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> [Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys,Bharatratna. But we're all eligible for life's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/most-of-us-miss-out-on-life-s-big-prizes-the-pulitzer-the-nobel-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear, the only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-nk/the-whole-world-s-scared-so-i-swallow-the-fear-the-only-thing-i/)

[P!nk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-nk/)

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> [They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camille-perri/they-say-you-don-t-want-to-know-how-sausage-is-made-book-coverage-is/)

[Camille Perri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camille-perri/)

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> [The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-somerset-maugham/the-mathematician-who-after-seeing-phedre-asked-qu-est-que-ca-prouve/)

[W. Somerset Maugham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-somerset-maugham/)

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> [I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-armstrong/i-think-i-get-used-to-even-addicted-to-the-feelings-associated-with/)

[Kristin Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-armstrong/)

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> [“because no doctor or scientist of any sort, no one at all, really knows much of anything in the grand scheme of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/because-no-doctor-or-scientist-of-any-sort-no-one-at-all-really-knows/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-fulghum/there-is-nothing-in-your-budget-for-joy-no-books-no-flowers-no-music/)

[Robert Fulghum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-fulghum/)

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> [“Raskolnikov went out in complete confusion. This confusion became more and more intense. As he went down the stairs, he even stopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/raskolnikov-went-out-in-complete-confusion-this-confusion-became-more/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [“The pleasures of my life here are simple – simple, inexpensive and democratic. A warm hill of Marmande tomatoes on a roadside…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-boyd/the-pleasures-of-my-life-here-are-simple-simple-inexpensive-and/)

[William Boyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-boyd/)

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> [“Then as I was getting up to the Closerie des Lilas with the light on my old friend, the statue of Marshal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/then-as-i-was-getting-up-to-the-closerie-des-lilas-with-the-light-on/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [“The Netherlands capital of Amsterdam amsterdam cruise is a thriving metropolis and one from the world's popular cities. If you are planning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/step-into-the-stereotypes-of-amsterdam/the-netherlands-capital-of-amsterdam-amsterdam-cruise-is-a-thriving/)

[Step Into the Stereotypes of Amsterdam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/step-into-the-stereotypes-of-amsterdam/)

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> [Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That's alright Welcome to my silly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-nk/made-a-wrong-turn-once-or-twice-dug-my-way-out-blood-and-fire-bad-2/)

[P!nk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-nk/)

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> [Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That's alright Welcome to my silly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-nk-3/made-a-wrong-turn-once-or-twice-dug-my-way-out-blood-and-fire-bad-3/)

[P!nk < 3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-nk-3/)

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> [“I sliced the chicken with my fingers and put it into a small skillet to warm, separate a couple of eggs, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacey-ballis/i-sliced-the-chicken-with-my-fingers-and-put-it-into-a-small-skillet/)

[Stacey Ballis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacey-ballis/)

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> [“That bar also delineated the realm of sweat and hourly wage, the working world that college was educating me to leave. Rewards…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-karr/that-bar-also-delineated-the-realm-of-sweat-and-hourly-wage-the/)

[Mary Karr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-karr/)

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> [Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stone-cold-steve-austin/does-anybody-have-a-cold-beer-for-steve-austin/)

[Stone Cold Steve Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stone-cold-steve-austin/)

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> [Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/drinking-really-cold-beer-is-like-slapping-yourself-in-the-face-with/)

[Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/)

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> [“I figured that the way to get an undertaking like this on the move was to throw some cold beer at it...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-stewart/i-figured-that-the-way-to-get-an-undertaking-like-this-on-the-move/)

[Chris Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-stewart/)

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> [Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-patrick/hysterically-funny-amazingly-talented-people-that-s-what-i-think-of/)

[Richard Patrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-patrick/)

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> [“Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hugh-hood/nothing-ever-tasted-any-better-than-a-cold-beer-on-a-beautiful/)

[Hugh Hood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hugh-hood/)

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                        "text": "Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys,Bharatratna. But we're all eligible for life's small pleasures. A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An empty parking space. A crackling fire. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot soup. Cold beer. Don't fret about copping life's grand awards. Enjoy its tiny delights.",
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                        "text": "The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear, the only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer. So cool in lying and we try, try, try but we try too hard, and it's a waste of my time. Done looking for the critics, 'cause they're everywhere, they don't like my jeans, they don't get my hair. Exchange ourselves and we do it all the time. Why do we do that? Why do I do that?",
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                        "text": "They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season - just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night.",
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                        "text": "The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty.",
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                        "text": "I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.",
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                        "text": "“because no doctor or scientist of any sort, no one at all, really knows much of anything in the grand scheme of things. All we can do is speculate, chip away at our lonely perception of the truth, spew guesswork out of our learned mouths, and at the end of the day just have a cold beer.”",
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                        "text": "There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do.",
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                        "text": "“Raskolnikov went out in complete confusion. This confusion became more and more intense. As he went down the stairs, he even stopped short, two or three times, as though suddenly struck by some thought. When he was in the street he cried out, \"Oh, God, how loathsome it all is! and can I, can I possibly… . No, it's nonsense, it's rubbish!\" he added resolutely. \"And how could such an atrocious thing come into my head? What filthy things my heart is capable of. Yes, filthy above all, disgusting, loathsome, loathsome!—and for a whole month I've been… .\" But no words, no exclamations, could express his agitation. The feeling of intense repulsion, which had begun to oppress and torture his heart while he was on his way to the old woman, had by now reached such a pitch and had taken such a definite form that he did not know what to do with himself to escape from his wretchedness. He walked along the pavement like a drunken man, regardless of the passers-by, and jostling against them, and only came to his senses when he was in the next street. Looking round, he noticed that he was standing close to a tavern which was entered by steps leading from the pavement to the basement. At that instant two drunken men came out at the door, and abusing and supporting one another, they mounted the steps. Without stopping to think, Raskolnikov went down the steps at once. Till that moment he had never been into a tavern, but now he felt giddy and was tormented by a burning thirst. He longed for a drink of cold beer, and attributed his sudden weakness to the want of food. He sat down at a sticky little table in a dark and dirty corner; ordered some beer, and eagerly drank off the first glassful. At once he felt easier; and his thoughts became clear.”",
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                        "text": "“The pleasures of my life here are simple – simple, inexpensive and democratic. A warm hill of Marmande tomatoes on a roadside vendor’s stall. A cold beer on a pavement table of the Café de France – Marie Thérèse inside making me a sandwich au camembert. Munching the knob of a fresh baguette as I wander back from Sainte-Sabine. The farinaceous smell of the white dust raised by a breeze from the driveway. A cuckoo sounding the perfectly silent woods beyond the meadow. A huge grey, cerise, pink, orange and washed-out blue of a sunset seen from my rear terrace. The drilling of the cicadas at noon – the soft dialing-tone of the crickets at dusk slowly gathers. A good book, a hammock and a cold, beaded bottle of blanc sec. A rough red wine and steak frites. The cool, dark, shuttered silence of my bedroom – and, as I go to sleep, the prospect that all this will be available to me again, unchanged, tomorrow.”",
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                        "text": "“Then as I was getting up to the Closerie des Lilas with the light on my old friend, the statue of Marshal Ney with his sword out and the shadows of the trees on the bronze, and he alone there and nobody behind him and what a fiasco he'd made of Waterloo, I thought that all generations were lost by something and always had been and always would be and I stopped at the Lilas to keep the statue company and drank a cold beer before going home to the flat over the sawmill.”",
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                        "text": "“The Netherlands capital of Amsterdam amsterdam cruise is a thriving metropolis and one from the world's popular cities. If you are planning a trip to the metropolis, but are unclear about what you should do presently there, why not possess a little fun and spend time learning about how it's stereotypically known for? How come they put on clogs? When was the wind mill first utilised there? In addition, be sure to include all your feels on your journey and taste the phenomenal cheeses along with smell the stunning tulips. It's really recommended that you stay in a city motel, Amsterdam is quite spread out and residing in hotels close to the city-centre allows for the easiest access to public transportation. Beyond the clichés So that you can know precisely why a stereotype exists it usually is important to discover its source. Clogs: The Dutch have already been wearing solid wood shoes, as well as \"Klompen\" as they are referred to, for approximately 700 years. They were originally made out of a timber sole along with a leather top or band tacked for the wood. Nevertheless, the shoes had been eventually created completely from wood to safeguard the whole base. Wooden shoe wearers state the shoes are usually warm during the cold months and cool during the warm months. The first guild associated with clog designers dates back to a number exceeding 1570 in Holland. When making blockages, both shoes of a set must be created from the same kind of timber, even the same side of a tree, in order that the wood will certainly shrink in the same charge. While most blocks today are produced by equipment, a few shoemakers are left and they normally set up store in vacationer areas near any city hotel. Amsterdam also offers a clog-making museum, Klompenmakerij De Zaanse Schans, that highlights your shoe's history and significance. Windmills: The first windmills have been demonstrated to have existed in Netherlands from about the year 1200. Today, there are eight leftover windmills in the capital. The most effective to visit is De Gooyer, which has been built in 1725 over the Nieuwevaart Canal. Their location in the east involving city's downtown area signifies it is readily available from any metropolis hotel. Amsterdam enjoys its beer and it actually has a brewery right on the doorstep to the wind generator. So if you are enjoying a historic site it's also possible to enjoy a scrumptious ice-cold beer - what more would you ask for? Mozerella: It's impossible to vacation to Amsterdam without sampling several of its wonderful cheeses. In accordance with the locals, probably the most flavourful cheeses are available at the Wegewijs Emporium. With over 50 international cheese and A hundred domestic parmesan cheesse, you will surely have a wide-variety to pick from.”",
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                        "text": "Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That's alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated Misplaced Misunderstood Miss no way it's all good It didn't slow me down. Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look I'm still around Pretty, pretty please Don't you ever, ever feel Like you're less than Less than perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you're nothing Less than perfect You're so mean When you talk About yourself, you were wrong Change the voices in your head Make them like you instead So complicated Look how we all make it Filled with so much hatred Such a tired game It's enough I've done all I can think of Chased down all my demons I've seen you do the same Oh Pretty, pretty please Don't you ever, ever feel Like you're less than Fucking perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you're nothing You're fucking perfect to me The whole worlds scared So I swallow the fear The only thing I should be drinking Is an ice cold beer So cool in line And we try, try, try But we try too hard And it's a waste of my time Done looking for the critics Cause they're everywhere They don't like my jeans They don't get my hair Exchange ourselves And we do it all the time Why do we do that? Why do I do that? Why do I do that? Yeeeeaaaahhh Oooooooh Oh baby pretty please Pretty, pretty please Don't you ever, ever feel Like you're less than Fucking perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you're nothing You're fucking perfect to me You're perfect, you're perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you're nothing You're fucking perfect to me",
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