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> [“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed.  “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/coitus-interruptus-i-screamed-stop-and-put-your-hands-where-i-can-see/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

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> [“When you've committed yourself to violence it takes an almost inhuman effort to stop short. It's one of those things that once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-lawrence/when-you-ve-committed-yourself-to-violence-it-takes-an-almost-inhuman/)

[Mark Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-lawrence/)

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> [“I wasn't grateful. You want to talk cranky, coitus interruptus takes me well beyond cranky. My engorged labia felt like they were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-mckinley/i-wasn-t-grateful-you-want-to-talk-cranky-coitus-interruptus-takes-me/)

[Robin McKinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-mckinley/)

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> [“Serious reading is hardly a social activity and every halfway serious reader is perpetually subject to a form of coitus interruptus. Family…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/serious-reading-is-hardly-a-social-activity-and-every-halfway-serious/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [“...and there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-verghese/and-there-will-be-no-more-interruptions-and-you-will-be-staying-for/)

[Abraham Verghese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-verghese/)

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> [“Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-lippman/coitus-interruptus-by-swat-team-at-last-a-form-of-birth-control-that/)

[Laura Lippman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-lippman/)

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