--- title: "1 Coffee Hand Quotes By Jean Kerr" description: "1 Coffee Hand quotes by Jean Kerr. Plus more from Jean Kerr and more Coffee Hand sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png" --- > [Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you-have-a-full-cup-of-coffee-in/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png) ## More by Jean Kerr > [It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/it-has-been-explained-to-me-that-toys-are-packaged-in-shards-to-be/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/the-average-healthy-well-adjusted-adult-gets-up-at-seven-thirty-in/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/being-divorced-is-like-being-hit-by-a-mack-truck-if-you-live-through/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/to-me-having-a-party-is-something-like-having-a-baby-the-fact-that/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/i-make-mistakes-i-ll-be-the-second-to-admit-it/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/man-is-the-only-animal-that-learns-by-being-hypocritical-he-pretends/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/oh-wouldn-t-it-be-wonderful-if-some-manufacturer-would-make-a-toy-as/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [“Oftentimes, in the evening after they have finished spreading the fertiliser, the writer and his wife sit on the fence - with a wonderful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/oftentimes-in-the-evening-after-they-have-finished-spreading-the/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/being-on-a-ship-is-something-like-being-pregnant-you-can-sit-there/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/dearer-to-me-than-the-evening-star-a-packard-car-a-hershey-bar-or-a/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/don-t-be-silly-i-m-a-mature-intelligent-woman-of-course-i-m-afraid-of/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/even-though-a-number-of-people-have-tried-no-one-has-ever-found-a-way/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/people-only-call-you-my-dear-when-they-are-irritated-with-you/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > ['Lunch Hour' is suitable for a teenager.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/lunch-hour-is-suitable-for-a-teenager/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) > [Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/children-are-different-mentally-physically-spiritually-quantitatively/) [Jean Kerr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-kerr/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee-hand/jean-kerr/#itemlist", "name": "1 Coffee Hand Quotes By Jean Kerr", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jean Kerr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-kerr/do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you-have-a-full-cup-of-coffee-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” — Jean Kerr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee-hand/jean-kerr/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee-hand/jean-kerr/", "name": "Coffee Hand Quotes by Jean Kerr", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee-hand/jean-kerr/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a2/jean-kerr-9802_bless_do-you-know-how-helpless-you-feel-if-you_2811215.png" }, "description": "1 Coffee Hand quotes by Jean Kerr. 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