--- title: "8 Coffee Guy Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Coffee Guy quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Coffee Guy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/stephen-curry-2136_coffee_i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-ene_584801.jpg" --- > [I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-curry/i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-energy-drinks-or-anything-like/) [Stephen Curry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-curry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/stephen-curry-2136_coffee_i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-ene_584801.jpg) > [When I find myself whining, and I'm like, 'God, it's wet,' there will always be one guy who never got into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gustaf-skarsgard/when-i-find-myself-whining-and-i-m-like-god-it-s-wet-there-will/) [Gustaf Skarsgard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gustaf-skarsgard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1d/gustaf-skarsgard-28989_coffee_when-i-find-myself-whining-and-i-m-like_642481.jpg) > [“ The Law and her sidekick, Tex, the Crackpot Coffee Guy were on the job.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/the-law-and-her-sidekick-tex-the-crackpot-coffee-guy-were-on-the-job/) [Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe3/kristen-ashley-74_sidekick_the-law-and-her-sidekick-tex-the-crackpo_752187.png) > [“The Coffee Guy, whose name is Rosie by the way, has moved to El Salvador.' I lied. This was not met with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/the-coffee-guy-whose-name-is-rosie-by-the-way-has-moved-to-el/) [Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/kristen-ashley-74_building-houses_the-coffee-guy-whose-name-is-rosie-by-th_1136849.jpg) > [“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-told-the-joke-but-someone-else-got-the-high-five-that-s-like-me/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2df/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-told-the-joke-but-someone-else-got-the_1929985.jpg) > [I'm a coffee guy but I don't think I've had a full cup of coffee. I'll grab one and then I'll have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernie-johnson-jr/i-m-a-coffee-guy-but-i-don-t-think-i-ve-had-a-full-cup-of-coffee-i-ll/) [Ernie Johnson Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernie-johnson-jr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cef/ernie-johnson-jr-7733_back_i-m-a-coffee-guy-but-i-don-t-think-i-ve_2623944.jpg) > [“A man walks into a coffee shop. As the man talks across the counter, the coffee guy makes his coffee and sets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/geoffrey-wood/a-man-walks-into-a-coffee-shop-as-the-man-talks-across-the-counter/) [Geoffrey Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/geoffrey-wood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf1/geoffrey-wood-4200_christian-fiction_a-man-walks-into-a-coffee-shop-as-the-ma_2681903.jpg) > [I want to be a 'coffee guy,' but I just haven't started.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ricochet/i-want-to-be-a-coffee-guy-but-i-just-haven-t-started/) [Ricochet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ricochet/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edb/ricochet-20615_coffee_i-want-to-be-a-coffee-guy-but-i-just-hav_2999299.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coffee-guy/#itemlist", "name": "Coffee Guy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Curry" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-curry/i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-energy-drinks-or-anything-like/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/stephen-curry-2136_coffee_i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-ene_584801.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/stephen-curry-2136_coffee_i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-ene_584801.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/stephen-curry-2136_coffee_i-m-not-a-daily-coffee-guy-at-all-or-ene_584801.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that.” — Stephen Curry", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I find myself whining, and I'm like, 'God, it's wet,' there will always be one guy who never got into the heat tent, who didn't get past the coffee, and he's still there, and this guy is smiling. 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