--- title: "20 Coaches Quotes By Rick Riordan" description: "20 Coaches quotes by Rick Riordan. Plus more from Rick Riordan and more Coaches sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16d/rick-riordan-27_coaches_yeah-bring-it-on-lake-coach-gleeson-hedg_1986928.jpg" --- > [Yeah! Bring it on lake!" -Coach Gleeson Hedge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/yeah-bring-it-on-lake-coach-gleeson-hedge/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16d/rick-riordan-27_coaches_yeah-bring-it-on-lake-coach-gleeson-hedg_1986928.jpg) > [YEAH! Bring it on, lake!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/yeah-bring-it-on-lake/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/884/rick-riordan-27_coaches_yeah-bring-it-on-lake-2180418_2180418.jpg) > [I should've blown more stuff up." -Coach Gleeson Hedge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-should-ve-blown-more-stuff-up-coach-gleeson-hedge/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00b/rick-riordan-27_blown_i-should-ve-blown-more-stuff-up-coach-gl_3141190.jpg) > [Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-grumbled-as-he-tended-their-wounds-how-come-i-never-get/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/rick-riordan-27_coach-hedge_coach-hedge-grumbled-as-he-tended-their_1872092.jpg) > [Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-shouted-let-the-movie-star-go-you-big-ugly-cupcake-or-i-m/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a20/rick-riordan-27_bigs_coach-hedge-shouted-let-the-movie-star-g_1918585.jpg) > [Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-yelled-thar-she-blows-kansas-ahoy-holy-hephaestus-leo/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54d/rick-riordan-27_athena_coach-hedge-yelled-thar-she-blows-kansas_2617581.jpg) > [The others strapped themselves below - except for Coach Hedge, who insisted on clinging to the forward rail, yelling, "YEAH! Bring it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-others-strapped-themselves-below-except-for-coach-hedge-who/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/rick-riordan-27_clinging_the-others-strapped-themselves-below-exc_1558951.jpg) > [Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he-said-we-ve-been-scouring-the/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he_177001.jpg) > [It was if the city knew about Percy's dream of Gaea. It knew that the earth goddess intended on razing all human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-was-if-the-city-knew-about-percy-s-dream-of-gaea-it-knew-that-the/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2c/rick-riordan-27_cities_it-was-if-the-city-knew-about-percy-s-dr_1608722.jpg) > [Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-grunted-like-he-was-pleased-to-have-an-excuse-he/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/rick-riordan-27_belts_coach-hedge-grunted-like-he-was-pleased_2749176.jpg) > [And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire,” Leo volunteered. “Then he can be fire.” The thought of a blazing satyr…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/and-i-could-always-set-coach-hedge-on-fire-leo-volunteered-then-he/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd0/rick-riordan-27_blazing_and-i-could-always-set-coach-hedge-on-fi_610912.jpg) > [Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/before-keto-could-notice-hedge-pointed-towards-the-top-of-the/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b99/rick-riordan-27_coach-hedge_before-keto-could-notice-hedge-pointed-t_1302182.jpg) > [Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-what-s-our-game-plan-coach-hedge-belched-he-d-already-had-three/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/261/rick-riordan-27_climbs_now-what-s-our-game-plan-coach-hedge-bel_2577446.jpg) > [Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?” “Probably,” Frank said. “She’s not mortal,” Hedge said, sniffing the air. “Probably some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/percy-looked-at-coach-hedge-and-frank-a-trap-probably-frank-said-she/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/rick-riordan-27_air_percy-looked-at-coach-hedge-and-frank-a_2697871.jpg) > [Coach," Annabeth said, "it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep." "Besides," Percy said, "you're starting to sound like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-annabeth-said-it-was-an-accident-we-were-talking-and-we-fell/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e78/rick-riordan-27_accidents_coach-annabeth-said-it-was-an-accident-w_2703608.jpg) > [Naturally, Coach Hedge went ballistic; but Percy found it hard to take the satyr seriously since he was barely five feet tall.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/naturally-coach-hedge-went-ballistic-but-percy-found-it-hard-to-take/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/239/rick-riordan-27_accidents_naturally-coach-hedge-went-ballistic-but_961205.jpg) > [ \[Piper\] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/piper-rushed-to-get-dressed-by-the-time-she-got-up-on-deck-the-others/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/rick-riordan-27_arms_piper-rushed-to-get-dressed-by-the-time_2960286.jpg) > [Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-came-pounding-up-the-stairs-with-hazel-at-his-hooves/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d9/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_coach-hedge-came-pounding-up-the-stairs_2504025.jpg) > [Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/annabeth-realized-that-if-six-of-them-went-on-these-two-quests-it/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2b/rick-riordan-27_adventure_annabeth-realized-that-if-six-of-them-we_40305.jpg) > [While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/while-coach-hedge-was-having-dinner-on-the-foredeck-a-wild-pegasus/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b3/rick-riordan-27_cheesy_while-coach-hedge-was-having-dinner-on-t_3184873.jpg) ## Other authors on Coaches ## More by Rick Riordan > [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) > [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/coaches/rick-riordan/#itemlist", "name": "20 Coaches Quotes By Rick Riordan", "numberOfItems": 20, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Yeah! 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When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?\" \"Frank!\" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. \"We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.\" \"Kissed a couple of times,\" Percy said. Annabeth glared at him. \"Not helping!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rick Riordan" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he-said-we-ve-been-scouring-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he_177001.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he_177001.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91a/rick-riordan-27_annabeth_everyone-thinks-you-ve-been-kidnapped-he_177001.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped,\" he said. \"We've been scouring the ship. 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