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> [“Because it is illegal to talk to a stranger on a train, it can sometimes be confusing when someone stands on your foot or hits you with their briefcase and then fails to say sorry. Which is why I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/because-it-is-illegal-to-talk-to-a-stranger-on-a-train-it-can/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

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## More by Danny Wallace

> [“...maybe sometimes it's riskier not to take a risk. Sometimes all you're guaranteeing is that things will stay the same.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/maybe-sometimes-it-s-riskier-not-to-take-a-risk-sometimes-all-you-re/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/and-before-any-christian-readers-get-all-offended-relax-i-m-not/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [I was saying yes because when you're in love, the world is full of possibilities, and when you're in love, you want to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/i-was-saying-yes-because-when-you-re-in-love-the-world-is-full-of/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“Say yes more.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/say-yes-more/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes and heal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/take-the-stupidest-thing-you-ve-ever-done-at-least-it-s-done-it-s/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“Sometimes I look at myself and think, Is this it?, and then I think, Yes, it is. This is literally the best you will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/sometimes-i-look-at-myself-and-think-is-this-it-and-then-i-think-yes/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [As a kid, so many films made me want to travel... the New York of 'Ghostbusters', the Shanghai that 'Indiana Jones' swung a few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/as-a-kid-so-many-films-made-me-want-to-travel-the-new-york-of/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“I just think—' 'Don’t think. If you think, you’ll never truly get over her. Thinking just extends things.' So I decided not to think.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/i-just-think-don-t-think-if-you-think-you-ll-never-truly-get-over-her/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/yeah-she-must-work-round-here-lot-of-high-class-escorts-i-this-area/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was annoying, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/my-wife-said-to-me-recently-that-she-hates-couples-who-finish-each/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“Denn das Einzige, was ich an der Hoffnung nicht leiden kann, das Einzige, was ich daran rundwegs ablehne, auch wenn es niemand zugeben will,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/denn-das-einzige-was-ich-an-der-hoffnung-nicht-leiden-kann-das/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“It's funny. Dev had always said disposables were different. That what they contained was more special because you couldn't instantly see inside. You had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/it-s-funny-dev-had-always-said-disposables-were-different-that-what/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“Listen, um ... in case you even feel like saying hello ...' I said, and I handed something else to her My disposable camera.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/listen-um-in-case-you-even-feel-like-saying-hello-i-said-and-i-handed/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“ "I saw you and I see you every day. I greet you every day. Can you read my eyes? I miss you every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/i-saw-you-and-i-see-you-every-day-i-greet-you-every-day-can-you-read/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

> [“The words 'mainly in America' translated to me as 'this is bollocks' and I sat back in my chair with a sigh.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/the-words-mainly-in-america-translated-to-me-as-this-is-bollocks-and/)

[Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/)

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