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title: "5 Clock News Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Clock News quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Clock News sayings and thoughts."
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> [I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/i-ve-gotten-to-the-point-i-won-t-even-watch-the-11-o-clock-news-you/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe7/jeff-foxworthy-939_clock_i-ve-gotten-to-the-point-i-won-t-even-wa_68558.jpg)

> [“The world is a dark place, but the five-o’clock news doesn’t cover the scariest thing about it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-travis/the-world-is-a-dark-place-but-the-five-o-clock-news-doesn-t-cover-the/)

[Chris Travis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-travis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/726/chris-travis-45646_dark_the-world-is-a-dark-place-but-the-five-o_599417.jpg)

> [The best thing that could ever happen to any one of us is that all our sins would be broadcast on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-webb/the-best-thing-that-could-ever-happen-to-any-one-of-us-is-that-all/)

[Derek Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-webb/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d7/derek-webb-46663_best-thing_the-best-thing-that-could-ever-happen-to_1174191.png)

> [The most violent show on TV is the six o'clock news.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mr-t/the-most-violent-show-on-tv-is-the-six-o-clock-news/)

[Mr. T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mr-t/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfe/mr-t-2138_clock_the-most-violent-show-on-tv-is-the-six-o_1510865.png)

> [“I would much rather live among the monsters within books and on the big screen, than with the ones depicted on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-g-petrone/i-would-much-rather-live-among-the-monsters-within-books-and-on-the/)

[K.G. Petrone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-g-petrone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/k-g-petrone-251523_big-screen_i-would-much-rather-live-among-the-monst_2942731.jpg)

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