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> [“Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/don-t-make-me-climb-across-this-desk-and-slap-you-because-i-will/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/h-m-ward-4188_damaged_don-t-make-me-climb-across-this-desk-and_548569.jpg)

> [If you were to climb up on your desk, walk around behind your monitor and lean way over so you could see the screen, you'd be able to read 'Wordplay' just as easily as you could sitting in your chair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-langdon/if-you-were-to-climb-up-on-your-desk-walk-around-behind-your-monitor/)

[John Langdon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-langdon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe6/john-langdon-84967_able_if-you-were-to-climb-up-on-your-desk-wal_2993297.jpg)

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