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> [Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/oh-my-god-old-man-clemens-hates-shit/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

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## More by Billy Madison

> [A simple no would've done just fine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/a-simple-no-would-ve-done-just-fine/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/he-s-gonna-shit-when-he-realizes-it-s-shit/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/i-feel-like-an-idiot-but-i-am-an-idiot-so-it-kinda-works-out/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/i-disagree-mortal-kombat-is-a-very-good-game-but-donkey-kong-is-better/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/hey-look-at-all-this-milk-you-want-some-of-this-milk/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [It's nudie magazine day!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/it-s-nudie-magazine-day/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/t-t-t-today-junior/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [Peeing your pants is the coolest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/peeing-your-pants-is-the-coolest/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/i-swear-to-god-i-m-sick-i-can-t-go-to-school/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/yeah-you-ain-t-cool-unless-you-pee-your-pants/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [He called the shit poop!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/he-called-the-shit-poop/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [T-T-T-T TODAY JOUNIOR](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/t-t-t-t-today-jounior/)

[BILLY MADISON](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [Odoyle rules! Odoyle, I got a feeling your whole families going down, but now I got to study.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/odoyle-rules-odoyle-i-got-a-feeling-your-whole-families-going-down/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/that-wasn-t-very-nice-how-about-you-sideburns-you-want-some-of-this/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

> [Chlorophyll! More like borophyll!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-madison/chlorophyll-more-like-borophyll/)

[Billy Madison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-madison/)

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