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> [There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/there-s-only-one-thing-that-separates-us-from-animals-we-aren-t/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

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> [I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/i-had-a-linguistics-professor-who-said-that-it-s-man-s-ability-to-use-2/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

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## Other authors on Cleaners

## More by Jeff Stilson

> [I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/i-m-not-married-i-hope-to-be-someday-so-i-can-stop-exercising/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/women-are-more-verbal-than-men-that-s-why-when-you-see-an-elderly/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/i-had-a-linguistics-professor-who-said-that-it-s-man-s-ability-to-use/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/there-s-only-one-thing-that-separates-us-from-animals-we-aren-t/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/i-had-a-linguistics-professor-who-said-that-it-s-man-s-ability-to-use-2/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/i-don-t-watch-football-anymore-i-gave-that-up-i-got-tired-of-the/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

> [Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-stilson/yeah-we-were-in-the-game-until-jesus-made-me-fumble-he-hates-our-team/)

[Jeff Stilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-stilson/)

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