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title: "4 Clean Shirt Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Clean Shirt quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Clean Shirt sayings and thoughts."
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> [Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billiam-coronel/don-t-spend-two-dollars-to-dry-clean-a-shirt-donate-it-to-the/)

[Billiam Coronel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billiam-coronel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/billiam-coronel-80811_army_don-t-spend-two-dollars-to-dry-clean-a-s_413258.jpg)

> [“I glance away, trying not to gawk at his naked body. “You can look, you know,” he says as he takes a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allie-everhart/i-glance-away-trying-not-to-gawk-at-his-naked-body-you-can-look-you/)

[Allie Everhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allie-everhart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92f/allie-everhart-17724_naked_i-glance-away-trying-not-to-gawk-at-his_577674.jpg)

> [Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/did-you-know-babies-are-nauseated-by-the-smell-of-a-clean-shirt-you/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cb/jeff-foxworthy-939_baby_did-you-know-babies-are-nauseated-by-the_817397.jpg)

> [Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/did-you-know-babies-are-nauseated-by-the-smell-of-a-clean-shirt/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22d/jeff-foxworthy-939_clean_did-you-know-babies-are-nauseated-by-the_3023491.jpg)

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