--- title: "1 Clap Quotes By T.J. Klune" description: "1 Clap quotes by T.J. Klune. Plus more from T.J. Klune and more Clap sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/t-j-klune-1425_clap_i-can-t-wait-for-the-day-when-you-tell-m_2854733.jpg" --- > [“I can’t wait for the day when you tell me you’ve got the clap.” He cocks his head to the side. “That’s what you can’t wait for? Out of everything in the world, that’s what you can’t wait for? Bear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/i-can-t-wait-for-the-day-when-you-tell-me-you-ve-got-the-clap-he/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/057/t-j-klune-1425_clap_i-can-t-wait-for-the-day-when-you-tell-m_2854733.jpg) ## More by T.J. Klune > [“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/i-groaned-you-set-me-up-and-it-was-surprisingly-easy-dad-laughed-geez/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Eric’s ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/eric-s-ass-is-so-loose-it-sounds-like-wind-blowing-over-a-cave/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Stop that.” “Stop what?” “You’re thinking too hard. I can see it on your face. Just be here. Right now. With me.” And how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/stop-that-stop-what-you-re-thinking-too-hard-i-can-see-it-on-your/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/life-isn-t-defined-by-how-long-it-is-it-s-the-moments-you-have-while/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/but-he-came-when-i-was-at-my-darkest-i-prayed-him-down-from-the-sky/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“And I wished I could believe him. I wished with all that I had. And when you're eleven, you're on the cusp between still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/and-i-wished-i-could-believe-him-i-wished-with-all-that-i-had-and/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“He shakes his head miserably. “If only I’d gotten here sooner….” “You got here in plenty of time,” I say with a snort. “We’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/he-shakes-his-head-miserably-if-only-i-d-gotten-here-sooner-you-got/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“When you stand up for yourself, you never know if you’re standing up for someone who isn’t ready to do the same. And you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/when-you-stand-up-for-yourself-you-never-know-if-you-re-standing-up/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“You all have kept me sane, but he kept me safe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/you-all-have-kept-me-sane-but-he-kept-me-safe/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Oh, Bear. Its always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that‟s why it will always be enough”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/oh-bear-its-always-been-you-it-will-always-be-you-i-love-you-and-that/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/it-s-been-said-by-many-people-that-i-look-like-i-know-what-i-m-doing/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially. 'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused. 'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/billy-leaned-forward-what-s-he-like-he-whispered-conspiratorially-who/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“You’re the only place I’ve ever felt safe. You, Carter. You make me feel safe.” He tapped his fist against his chest. “Thump. Thump.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/you-re-the-only-place-i-ve-ever-felt-safe-you-carter-you-make-me-feel/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“and every time I saw him in the hall, I couldn’t help but think, There goes Captain Hook,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/and-every-time-i-saw-him-in-the-hall-i-couldn-t-help-but-think-there/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) > [“Are they speaking in code?” Mom asked Dad, trying to be quiet but failing miserably. “I don’t know,” Dad said. “I don’t speak wizard.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-j-klune/are-they-speaking-in-code-mom-asked-dad-trying-to-be-quiet-but/) [T.J. Klune](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-j-klune/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/clap/t-j-klune/#itemlist", "name": "1 Clap Quotes By T.J. 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