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title: "2 Claire Quotes By Karen Chance"
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> [My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d left it in my care. And it needed a lot of it. Most importantly, it needed a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/my-one-time-roommate-claire-had-inherited-the-house-from-her-uncle/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/890/karen-chance-1416_bedroom_my-one-time-roommate-claire-had-inherite_510840.png)

> [“Who is this Marlowe guy anyway? He's an ass. Threw him out. Threatened to have Ysmi sit on him if he returned. Why are there two severed heads rolling around the house? Cats tried to eat one. Mostly prevented. Headless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/who-is-this-marlowe-guy-anyway-he-s-an-ass-threw-him-out-threatened/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/karen-chance-1416_claire_who-is-this-marlowe-guy-anyway-he-s-an-a_853423.jpg)

## Other authors on Claire

## More by Karen Chance

> [ I glanced at Radu. "What, exactly is Louis-Cesare's problem?'. \[..\] Suddenly a speculative gleam lit his eyes. It made me nervous. 'He tends to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-glanced-at-radu-what-exactly-is-louis-cesare-s-problem-suddenly-a/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/he-had-all-the-self-preservation-instincts-of-a-bug-near-a-shiny/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“I liked Pritkin loud and bitching, in other words, his normal state. I didn't like it when he got quiet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-liked-pritkin-loud-and-bitching-in-other-words-his-normal-state-i/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“A courteous war mage. The world really was coming to an end. And then Pritkin ran back around the corner followed by half a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/a-courteous-war-mage-the-world-really-was-coming-to-an-end-and-then/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [..."I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-ran-out-of-stock-around-midnight-and-dropped-by-a-place-got-some/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“When good Americans die, they go to Paris,' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/when-good-americans-die-they-go-to-paris-the-ghost-said-after-taking/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/where-is-he-alphonse-repeated-although-it-sounded-more-like-don-t/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“Because the next moment, when I was hauled out from under the bed and up to a pair of so-familiar green eyes, I just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/because-the-next-moment-when-i-was-hauled-out-from-under-the-bed-and/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“I drank some too-hot coffee and scowled at him, annoyed although I couldn't remember why. The light from the lounge was leaking in, highlighting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-drank-some-too-hot-coffee-and-scowled-at-him-annoyed-although-i/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [They don’t eat that much.” “In comparison to what? Starving marines?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/they-don-t-eat-that-much-in-comparison-to-what-starving-marines/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [“I rotated my eyeball—and, goddamnit, even that hurt—to see the leader of my bodyguards peering at me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-rotated-my-eyeball-and-goddamnit-even-that-hurt-to-see-the-leader/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [I was alive, they were not. Go Me. (Touch the Dark)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-was-alive-they-were-not-go-me-touch-the-dark/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [There are things we want, and things we may have… Sanity lies in knowing the difference.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/there-are-things-we-want-and-things-we-may-have-sanity-lies-in/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [You know, I was gutting this loser the other day, and I thought, It’d be more fun fighting that little dhampir. I wonder if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/you-know-i-was-gutting-this-loser-the-other-day-and-i-thought-it-d-be/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

> [One day, you will say it to me again. You will be sober. And you will mean it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/one-day-you-will-say-it-to-me-again-you-will-be-sober-and-you-will/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

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