--- title: "3 Cigarette Quotes By Nikhil Saluja" description: "3 Cigarette quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Cigarette sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/nikhil-saluja-26_cigarette_smoking-one-cigarette-shortens-your-life_73041.jpg" --- > [Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/smoking-one-cigarette-shortens-your-life-by-14-minutes-but-having-sex/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aea/nikhil-saluja-26_cigarette_smoking-one-cigarette-shortens-your-life_73041.jpg) > [Nothing turns me off faster than cigarette smoke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/nothing-turns-me-off-faster-than-cigarette-smoke/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09f/nikhil-saluja-26_cigarette_nothing-turns-me-off-faster-than-cigaret_2773968.jpg) > [Smoked a cigarette. Cigarette got cancer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/smoked-a-cigarette-cigarette-got-cancer/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/619/nikhil-saluja-26_cancer_smoked-a-cigarette-cigarette-got-cancer_3039217.jpg) ## Other authors on Cigarette - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-joe-eszterhas-50411.jpg) Joe Eszterhas 13 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/joe-eszterhas/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richelle-mead-78985.jpg) Richelle Mead 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/richelle-mead/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b016/author-loni-anderson-61060.jpg) Loni Anderson 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/loni-anderson/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-charles-bukowski-22166.jpg) Charles Bukowski 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/charles-bukowski/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-p-j-o-rourke-184.jpg) P. J. O'Rourke 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/p-j-o-rourke/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b012/author-immanuel-wallerstein-44301.jpg) Andre Calantzopoulos 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/andre-calantzopoulos/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-r-j-reynolds-76602.jpg) R. J. Reynolds 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/r-j-reynolds/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-ozzy-osbourne-73020.jpg) Ozzy Osbourne 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/ozzy-osbourne/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b016/author-margaret-atwood-63354.jpg) Margaret Atwood 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/margaret-atwood/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-john-green-51499.jpg) John Green 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/john-green/) ## More by Nikhil Saluja > [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cigarette/nikhil-saluja/#itemlist", "name": "3 Cigarette Quotes By Nikhil Saluja", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. 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