--- title: "3 Chuck Quotes By Merrill Markoe" description: "3 Chuck quotes by Merrill Markoe. Plus more from Merrill Markoe and more Chuck sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/merrill-markoe-11235_blind-people_maybe-this-is-kind-of-cliche-but-animals_302537.jpg" --- > [“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/maybe-this-is-kind-of-cliche-but-animals-well-dogs-are-what-i-do-for/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/merrill-markoe-11235_blind-people_maybe-this-is-kind-of-cliche-but-animals_302537.jpg) > [“And Mom? You're a good girl." "Thank you. That's very sweet of you, Chuck" Though what I was really thinking was: This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/and-mom-you-re-a-good-girl-thank-you-that-s-very-sweet-of-you-chuck/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec1/merrill-markoe-11235_chuck_and-mom-you-re-a-good-girl-thank-you-tha_2857784.jpg) > [“I don't know if you can empathize, but it hurts when someone you love dumps you." "You're joking, right?" said Chuck. "How…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/i-don-t-know-if-you-can-empathize-but-it-hurts-when-someone-you-love/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e99/merrill-markoe-11235_chuck_i-don-t-know-if-you-can-empathize-but-it_3034189.jpg) ## Other authors on Chuck ## More by Merrill Markoe > [More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/more-than-any-other-personality-trait-my-mother-seemed-to-be-ruled-by/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/the-whole-narcissism-and-echo-syndrome-is-usually-the-result-of-early/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/some-people-know-that-they-are-so-adorable-looking-all-they-have-to/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/a-more-complex-but-only-slightly-more-original-way-to-feel-out-of-it/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with two male-model…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/i-really-enjoyed-merrill-markoe-s-guide-to-glamorous-living-which-was/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports Illustrated, GQ,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/it-s-surely-no-accident-that-there-are-horoscopes-in-vogue-glamour/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/beware-the-old-man-in-young-guy-s-clothes-if-he-s-over-35-and-comes/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/maybe-this-is-kind-of-cliche-but-animals-well-dogs-are-what-i-do-for/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/beware-the-man-who-doesn-t-ask-you-any-questions-about-yourself-on/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/i-m-clear-with-all-my-bitches-i-hump-her-till-she-bites-me-then-it-s/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/every-moment-of-your-life-that-is-not-a-complete-nightmare-is/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/when-anyone-lacks-self-awareness-and-doesn-t-recognize-their/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/they-were-soul-mates-my-mother-and-father-they-claimed-to-adore-each/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/a-wacky-trendy-outfit-on-a-guy-over-40-indicates-he-s-got-big-issues/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) > [my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/my-mother-took-the-fact-that-my-taste-differed-from-hers-as-a/) [Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chuck/merrill-markoe/#itemlist", "name": "3 Chuck Quotes By Merrill Markoe", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. 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