--- title: "1 Christmas-romance Quotes By Kerrelyn Sparks" description: "1 Christmas-romance quotes by Kerrelyn Sparks. Plus more from Kerrelyn Sparks and more Christmas-romance sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d6/kerrelyn-sparks-3356_christmas-romance_good-grief-he-d-fallen-into-his-death-sl_591580.jpg" --- > [“Good grief, he’d fallen into his death sleep with a hard-on. Was it possible for a stiff to be that stiff?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/good-grief-he-d-fallen-into-his-death-sleep-with-a-hard-on-was-it/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d6/kerrelyn-sparks-3356_christmas-romance_good-grief-he-d-fallen-into-his-death-sl_591580.jpg) ## Other authors on Christmas-romance - [Roxanne Snopek 15 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/roxanne-snopek/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-alfred-sheinwold-11347.jpg) Cindi Madsen 14 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/cindi-madsen/) - [Debbie Mason 11 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/debbie-mason/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jill-shalvis-49621.jpg) Jill Shalvis 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/jill-shalvis/) - [Donna Grant 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/donna-grant/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-debbie-macomber-28316.jpg) Debbie Macomber 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/debbie-macomber/) ## More by Kerrelyn Sparks > [“Damn.” Phineas turned the Big Boy off, then noticed he’d left the box on the bed. Damn, had Zoltan seen it? He stuffed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/damn-phineas-turned-the-big-boy-off-then-noticed-he-d-left-the-box-on/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/well-make-up-your-mind-i-don-t-have-all-night-fidelia-set-her-beer-on/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“She couldn’t run away from him. She’d be running from her own heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/she-couldn-t-run-away-from-him-she-d-be-running-from-her-own-heart/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [Ignore him," Heather begged. "I do. Constantly." Jean-Luc studied the coach, then turned to Heather with a wary look. "Every man in this town…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/ignore-him-heather-begged-i-do-constantly-jean-luc-studied-the-coach/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Someday her prince would come. And he’d be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/someday-her-prince-would-come-and-he-d-be-a-rich-and-hairy-alpha-dude/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Why don’t you two take a little walk?” Eleni suggested. “The moon is beautiful tonight.” “That’s a great idea.” Robby stood, releasing Olivia’s hand.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/why-don-t-you-two-take-a-little-walk-eleni-suggested-the-moon-is/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/the-little-weasel-ripped-all-the-buttons-off-my-couch-ivan-petrovsky/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“An evil vampire would not have such a black pit of pain and remorse hidden in his heart. He wouldn’t know the meaning of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/an-evil-vampire-would-not-have-such-a-black-pit-of-pain-and-remorse/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“I’ve bought jewelry for women before,” Zoltan growled. “Not in my lifetime.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/i-ve-bought-jewelry-for-women-before-zoltan-growled-not-in-my-lifetime/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“I thought I saw a puddy tat.” He grinned. “You did, you did.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/i-thought-i-saw-a-puddy-tat-he-grinned-you-did-you-did/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Toni, I barely know you, but I canna see anything remotely unworthy about you. any man would be blessed and honored to receive yer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/toni-i-barely-know-you-but-i-canna-see-anything-remotely-unworthy/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/jack-grabbed-phil-s-arm-to-teleport-back-to-romatech-phil-muttered-a/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“She’s an innocent mortal. She deserves better than me.” “Right, because you’re a disgusting, slobbering beast who’ll rip her throat out and toss her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/she-s-an-innocent-mortal-she-deserves-better-than-me-right-because/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“Amore.” Giacomo pressed a hand against his heart. “How we suffer for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/amore-giacomo-pressed-a-hand-against-his-heart-how-we-suffer-for-it/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) > [“As long as mortals choose to do evil, then evil will triumph. And Lucifer will laugh when people blame it on the Heavenly Father.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerrelyn-sparks/as-long-as-mortals-choose-to-do-evil-then-evil-will-triumph-and/) [Kerrelyn Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerrelyn-sparks/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-romance/kerrelyn-sparks/#itemlist", "name": "1 Christmas-romance Quotes By Kerrelyn Sparks", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Good grief, he’d fallen into his death sleep with a hard-on. 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