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title: "1 Christmas morning Quotes By Uncle Ron"
description: "1 Christmas morning quotes by Uncle Ron. Plus more from Uncle Ron and more Christmas morning sayings from other authors."
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> [We were so poor that If I didnt wake up with an erection on Christmas morning I wouldnt have anything to play with all day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/uncle-ron/we-were-so-poor-that-if-i-didnt-wake-up-with-an-erection-on-christmas/)

Uncle Ron

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## More by Uncle Ron

> [We were so poor that If I didnt wake up with an erection on Christmas morning I wouldnt have anything to play with all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/uncle-ron/we-were-so-poor-that-if-i-didnt-wake-up-with-an-erection-on-christmas/)

Uncle Ron

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